Pete and Ashlee are set to exchange their shotgun wedding vows this Saturday at an undisclosed location. Apparently, all the guests will be shuttled to the wedding location and the couple wants to make it a private matter. I forgot how exclusive they were to make their wedding a private affair. They also probably sent out the press release about their private wedding. Private Private Private.

Dear Diary,

Today I had a private wedding. It was very fun and private. We had private shuttles, private cake, and everyone there was private. At the end of the night I was so tired Private Pete and I didn't touch privates, but maybe tomorrow. I'm only writing you because you're my private diary and I trust private matters in your private diary pages.

xoxo.
Your Private Ashelee

I guess a private congratulations are in order.