I first got sad when I read this article in New York Magazine, about how Rachel Dratch is looking for work, and then I looked up her current work status, and she has projects lined up the wazoo, and is just getting some publicity for her pity party.

In the article she was talking about the day the Vanity Fair women in comedy issue came out and said, "Dude, that was a dark day...I was like, Oh, there's everyone I worked with." She said she'll work anywhere and with anyone including...drum roll...George W. Stop acting desperate, stop being the sad clown and get back to work...it's not your party this year Rachel, so you can't cry.