Pull my finger, then pay me to smell it

I'm so glad that this is the last story I read right before going to bed...This summer, Rod Blagojevich is going to star in I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here. NBC said, "Rod Blagojevich will be a participant on the show pending the court's approval." That is the best statement ever...if the dude isn't thrown in jail, we'll make him a star.

Something tells me that he'll make his way on the show, win the whole thing, find a way to get paid off his charity, write it off...get sued again, and then do it all over again for a reality show or a book deal (of course).

He's like Octomom sans the kids and the collagen.