Nads is getting ready for her big Showtime Comedy Special Premiere party tonight. Getting her nails done, her hair did, etc. So you're stuck with me today. I had to bring my car in to get fixed and when I sat down, CNN blared "Father Tries to Sell his daughter!" Well who can blame him? Kids can be a nightmare. May as well try and get some of your money back. Kidding! Turns out, his kid is one of the stars of Slumdog Millionaire. India promises that they're probing the incident, and the father swears that he was set up and there's no way he would try to sell his kid! He was trying to adopt her to someone. For £200,000.

Ahhhh! Totally understandable then. He was brought down by an undercover team, thankfully. Now this adorable, talented girl will get to stay with that quality dad. Dad says he's furious that Rubina costarred in one of the most popular movies all time and the family got nuthin. It's called being in an independent movie, sir. You're supposed to use that exposure to get Rubi a good agent, which will lead to lots of commercials and movies of the week. Duh. This man is not only trying to sell a child, he's completely mismanaging a promising career. Hang him! For once, I hope Madonna is allowed to buy another kid.