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Shaq Is On The Market: Look Out Ladies, OUCH!

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He could eat her for an appetizer, and he'd still have room for a 5 course meal.

Shaq has filed for divorce from his wife of almost five years, Shaunie. Shaq thinks that their marriage is irretrievably broken. Do you think she cheated on him or was embezzling his money? Or do you think it's Shaq wanting drama now that he and Kobe have agreed to disagree?

They have six kids and his Miami Heat contract is worth 100 million dollars. The two have a prenup, and now he wants the court to order the correct accounting of Shaunie's money, property, etc...

Shaunie, what have you done? Are you stealing his money or cheating on his heart? I'm very curious to see what is so "irretrievably broken". It's either you're being slutty, or a just a plain ol' gold digger...OR is it both? A slutty gold digger? Worst things have happened.

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Shaq, you're rich, you're hung like a horse and you're probably getting so much road "action" that she's just setting aside some petty cash for a rainy day. Lighten up will ya? You played a genie in Kazaam and you put a ball in a hole for a living, life's not so bad, right?

I'm sure this is not the last of Kazaam's divorce we're going to hear, but that's all I got for now. I smell a reality show! Love Shaq??? I'd watch it. So, um, Shaq, can I borrow 200 bucks?

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