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Simon Cowell's Gift

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Guess what Terri Seymour got from Simon Cowell as a break-up gift? A whooping $9 million!!!!! Is that not insane? They weren't even married!!!

He gave her $5 million cash to do as she pleases and another $4.6 million to buy the Beverly Hills home she wanted before their break-up. Seems like dating Simon Cowell is not such a bad business to be in.

Comments (7)

pixielated:

$9 million would just about pay for having to live with him for--what, five years? And look at his man-boobs.

He had better get a chin tuck before his neck starts right under his lower lip and runs to his collarbone, like a frog.

pixielated:

Well, I have to give him credit for treating her fairly. Either that, or she has something on him.

Cherie:

Damn my ex husband tried to have me killed to keep from paying me $1000 per month.
I think you are right pixielated, she has something on him.
Those moobs are mesmerizing.....

Donna Martin Graduates!:

damn, pixielated -- I did not think of that! And here I was, thinking he was an okay guy after all for coughing up the palimony...

Nads:

holy sh*t, you're right!!! I didn't even think about it that way!!! she totally has something on him. No one pays people off like that after 5 or 6 years...it's not common law. Wow.

pixielated:

What do you think she's got on him? What could make people have a lower opinion of him than they already do?

He sings off-key in the shower? He cries after sex? His favorite singer is Miley Cyrus?

Any other guesses?

Nads:

he asks her to suck on his moobs during sex?

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