Guess what Terri Seymour got from Simon Cowell as a break-up gift? A whooping $9 million!!!!! Is that not insane? They weren't even married!!!
He gave her $5 million cash to do as she pleases and another $4.6 million to buy the Beverly Hills home she wanted before their break-up. Seems like dating Simon Cowell is not such a bad business to be in.



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$9 million would just about pay for having to live with him for--what, five years? And look at his man-boobs.
He had better get a chin tuck before his neck starts right under his lower lip and runs to his collarbone, like a frog.
1 of 7 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 5, 2008 10:21 PM
Well, I have to give him credit for treating her fairly. Either that, or she has something on him.
2 of 7 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 5, 2008 10:23 PM
Damn my ex husband tried to have me killed to keep from paying me $1000 per month.
I think you are right pixielated, she has something on him.
Those moobs are mesmerizing.....
3 of 7 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 6, 2008 12:18 AM
damn, pixielated -- I did not think of that! And here I was, thinking he was an okay guy after all for coughing up the palimony...
4 of 7 | Posted by Donna Martin Graduates! | Posted on November 6, 2008 12:36 AM
holy sh*t, you're right!!! I didn't even think about it that way!!! she totally has something on him. No one pays people off like that after 5 or 6 years...it's not common law. Wow.
5 of 7 | Posted by Nads | Posted on November 6, 2008 3:17 AM
What do you think she's got on him? What could make people have a lower opinion of him than they already do?
He sings off-key in the shower? He cries after sex? His favorite singer is Miley Cyrus?
Any other guesses?
6 of 7 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 6, 2008 1:19 PM
he asks her to suck on his moobs during sex?
7 of 7 | Posted by Nads | Posted on November 6, 2008 1:29 PM