It's not the sisterhood of the traveling pants David!

David Copperfield's Attorney is saying that it's all a lie and that David has never forced himself on any woman. And allegedly the $2 million dollars that was seized never existed. Only time will tell, like I said, I will stick to your theme song until you're proven wrong, "Abra, Abra, Abra-Cadabra, I wanna reach out an grab ya." I hope you didn't make your penis disappear in her David, for everyone's sake. Tick Tock, tick tock.

And, don't pull the trick, "It wasn't my fault, my pants just got up and walked away. My pants and penis have a mind of their own."