Can you believe it? "Two & a Half Men" is the #1 sitcom this past week, according to our friend, Mr. Nielson. I thought one of those 'award-winning' sitcoms would surely be in first place. "The Office" or "How I Met Your Mother", but not that trashy Charlie Sheen show. Proves one thing, I'm not the only one out there who likes smutty jokes! Let's take the plunge... JUMP!
Good to know this week of all weeks that America's instincts are intact. Yikes.
While I was at it, I checked out the "Top Ten" shows Mr. Nielson is fond of. For the week of Oct. 20-26th, here are his choices:
1. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (still the best of the best)
2. Dancing With the Stars (let's see what happens now that Cloris is gone)
3. NCIS (on twice in one week. Does that count?)
4. DWTS: The Results (Cloris didn't go)
5. Desperate Housewives (boggles my mind)
6. World Series Game #4 (doesn't count)
7. The Mentalist (only NEW show to make the top ten)
8. Criminal Minds (because Wil Wheaton was on)
9. World Series Game#1 (still doesn't count)
10. Two & a Half Men (dirty whore-dog Charlie)
Do we all agree with Mr. Nielson? I do, except for those old, skanky, dried-up scags on Wisteria Lane. Charlie should be 'dipping' into them. (he probably did 20 yrs ago).
Let's see what time Charlie's show is on, shall we......
ABC:
"Dancing With the Stars" at 8pm. (new) Now that Cloris is gone, things may get a little boring. Maybe now everyone will notice how much Lucci sucks ass.
"Samantha Who?" at 9pm. (new) I've just started watching this show. I think I like it now that she took that pill last week & started remembering things & filling in some blanks for me.
"Boston Legal" at 10pm. (new) I can't help myself. I watch every week, even though they make Capt. Kirk more & more moronic.
CBS:
"Big Bang Theory" at 8pm. (new)
"How I Met Your Mother" at 8:30pm. (new)
"Two & 1/2 Men" at 9pm. (new) Did you know that this is the #1 sitcom on TV right now?
"Worst Week" at 9:30pm. (new) I love this show. I'm afraid it will go away like "The Big Day" which only had one more show for the wedding & got cancelled. I felt robbed!
"CSI: Miami" at 10pm. (new)
NBC:
"Deal or No Deal" at 8pm. (new)
"SNL Presidential Bash 2008" at 9pm. (special) WTF! We get it for f*ckin' sake. Tina Fey looks & acts like Sarah Palin. Nothing like beating something into the ground.
CW:
"Gossip Girl" at 8pm. (new)
"One Tree Hill" at 9pm. (new)
BRAVO:
"Inside the Actor's Studio" at 8pm. (new) James Lipton interviews Goldie Hawn, mother of Kate Hudson & former "Laugh-In" girl. (I'd do James Lipton.)
"First Class All the Way" at 9pm. (Season Premiere) Paris & Monaco. We get to see how hard it is for rich people to travel.
FOODNetwork:
"Good Eats" at 8pm. (new) Alton tells us all about soybeans.
"How'd That Get on My Plate" at 8:30pm. EGGS are on my plate. Where's the bacon & the toast. I need toast to dunk in the eggs.
"Unwrapped" at 9pm. (new) "Oodles of Noodles". Hmmmmm, must be about pasta.
"Diners, Drive-ins & Dives" at 10pm. (new)
DSC:
"Machines of Malice" at 9pm. (new) Guillotines, the electric chair, & the garrote. We learn all the ways to legally kill someone from the French Revolution till modern times.
"Nazi UFO Conspiracy" at 10pm. (new) I knew those damn Nazis had a connection with the aliens from outer space.
MTV:
The Hills" at 10pm. (new)
"The Hills Aftershow" at 10:30pm. (new)
VH1:
"Real Chance of Love" at 9pm. (new)
"Rock Of Love: Charm School w/Sharon Osborne" at 10pm. (new)
TLC:
"Little People Big World" at 8 & 8:30pm. (new) Lord, I hope they finish that mansion soon. Amy's house is a mess (oh, it's always been a mess. That's why I love her.)
"Jon & Kate Plus 8" at 9pm. (new)
"17 Kids & Counting" at 10pm. (new)
E! has a new episode of Dr. 90210" at 10pm. titled "Buttocks are a Girl's Best Friend!"
NGC is airing a new episode of "TABOO" at 10pm.
TNT has repeat episodes of "Raising the Bar" at 8 & 9pm, followed by a NEW episode at 10pm.
That's it for tonight, but wait, I forgot, "The Notebook" is playing on ABCFamily tonight at 8pm. I hope someone reads to me when I'm in a nursing home & not just the 'obits' either!
love
chooch