NO THEY'RE NOT HERE!
NICK & VANESSA PHOTOS REMOVED
DUE TO LEGAL THREATS
FROM NICK & VANESSA'S ATTORNEY!

We told you about those hot tub sex photos of MTV couple Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo that were being teased, marketed, targeted and bound to hit the Internet sooner than later. Well, it's not such a slow news morning after all, as the first of the hardcore vacation snaps, taken by a scummy hidden paparazzo, have begun to disseminate (no pun intended) across the Internet.

But the photos are really only Showtime hardcore, leaving much to the imagination-- no naughty bits-- while giving the viewer a clear understanding of what's going on. Then again, the best could be yet to... come.

See some more... censored... yet NSFW... versions... after the jump...