Roll over, Michael Lohan. Tori Spelling is now an ordained minister.
In the latest example of the godless blasphemy of reality TV, Aaron and Candy's little princess says she got an online ordination in order to perform a wedding at Chateau La Rue, the bed and breakfast she runs with her loving second husband Dean McDermott on their Oxygen reality show, Tori & Dean Inn Love.
Tori married two dudes named Tony and Dex. After the ceremony, one of the grooms performed Cabaret. And it was all particularly inspiring for little Liam, the baby Tori and Dean had for the show back in March.
Tori explains... after the jump...
Tori writes about it on her MySpace blog:
"So, very exciting weekend for this new mom. I am now officially ordained. Yep, thats right....Reverend Tori Spelling! I did it last week online and my official certificate is in the mail. I'm so proud. I can't wait to hang it... I was so honored when the couple asked me to officiate. We did it on the front steps of the Chateau as 40 of their friends looked on seated in a lounge like atmosphere. It was so beautiful as I united Tony and Dex as life partners in love. They wrote their own beautiful vows and there was so much love surrounding them that there wasnt a dry eye in the driveway! I was beyond nervous though. I've done live theater and presented at The Emmys and this by far was my scariest moment simply because they had bestowed such an honor upon me and I didnt want to let them down...
"Afterwards, we threw the reception on our grounds where guests dined on tapas of hanger steak, sea bass, veggie lasagna, and tuna tartare... It was a magical evening of pure love. I will never forget that night and was so proud to witness first hand what I already knew... that Love is pure and true Love knows no gender. As I put Liam down to bed that evening I told him that he will one day find true love. A love that unites him as one with his soulmate. He will be raised knowing that true love is the ultimate and pure love know no age, gender, or race. I've found it, Tony and Dex have found it, and I wish love to all that seek it. Don't ever let anyone tell you who to Love. Only our hearts can dictate that."