Ryan Seacrest is headed to the Super Bowl
Hey, enough with the gay jokes!
Ryan Seacrest may have been Merv Griffin's last great discovery...
...he may like a little Botox here and there...
...those Teri Hatcher face-eating photos were suspect...
...and hey, who wouldn't flirt with Anderson Cooper?
But he's All American and everything to everyone-- and will soon be packing solid butch hetero credentials as the very first host, master-of-ceremonies and red carpet kingpin of Super Bowl XLII.
Or do those big towel-snapping football players have a secret?
(And does anyone out there know Roman numerals?)
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