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Nude gal faces Jesus gal on Survivor: China

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Hey! Never mind the genocide and human rights issues connected to Survivor: China, which premieres next month. This season, the producers are adding a morality battle royale by matching up a full-frontal nude WWE wrestling diva with a Christian radio hostess and former beauty queen.

Ashley Massaro is a SmackDown! sweetie who won the 2005 RAW Diva Search 2005 and was on the cover of the April issue of Playboy.

Leslie Nease is a Christian radio deejay who says she was raped as a child, spent her teenage years as a drunk and kept drinking through four pregnancies before getting in shape, winning the 2001 Miss North Carolina pageant, auditioning for Kelly Ripa's gig on Live with Regis & Kelly when Kelly was on maternity leave and pouring all the booze down the drain-- giving her life over to Jesus along the way.

Actually, they should have a lot in common.

Another notable contestant is...

...twenty-year-old Frosti Zernow from Chicago, who's said to be a "Parkour Athlete and Student."

We looked up "Parkour" in wikipedia:

parkour.jpgParkour (sometimes abbreviated to PK) or l'art du déplacement (English: the art of displacement) is recreational activity of French origin, the aim of which is to move from point A to point B as efficiently and quickly as possible, using principally the abilities of the human body. It is meant to help one overcome obstacles, which can be anything in the surrounding environment-- from branches and rocks to rails and concrete walls-- parkour can be practiced in both rural and urban areas.

Male parkour practitioners are recognized as traceurs and female as traceuses.

Maybe Frosti can leap over the Great Wall.

(Frosti, it seems, would be a "traceur." His given name is Mike.)

Read Leslie's inspirational story here.

See some of Ashley's inspirational, NSFW naked shots here.

--Tabloid Baby

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