The Hills News

February 5, 2008

Good Lord, Heidi, Really?

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I think this is the first time I have actually prayed for an earthquake.

I am sure that being the voracious reality whores you are, you have already seen this video, but I saw it late evening and am still haunted. For once I tried to go to bed early and kept waking up in cold sweats when my mind wandered upon the crap fest it was poisoned with today. I thought I would share it with you in the middle of the night so you night owls could suffer along with me.

Remember that cheeseball footage we saw late last year of our favorite abuser training his widdle doggie to roll over on the beach? Turns out that mic he had duct taped onto a broomstick really did mean Pratt was a pro. Who woulda thunk it? After months of months of editing and cycling Montag's voice through tin cans, synthesizers, and bloody Hell itself, a high end, professionally cut and recorded product has finally hit these here internets. Go ahead and make the jump, but don't say I didn't warn ya.

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August 29, 2007

Jason Wahler: The Womanator

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Ex-Laguna Beach star Jason Wahler just got engaged to his girlfriend of six months, USC tennis star Katja Decker-Sadowski. Get this...he got her a 4-carat diamond!!! You can say what you want about Jason, but he beat the ring Spencer bought Heidi at that Claire's Boutique knockoff in the Valley hands down.

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August 28, 2007

Interview: Audrina Speaks Out

TVgasm had the opportunity to talk to Audrina Patrige this week for a quick interview and she was very forthcoming. We know the cast of The Hills frequents the gasm, so the main question is "Audrina, how much do you hate our asses?"

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August 6, 2007

Everybody hate Spencer!

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Spencer Pratt wants to spread the hate! The Kim Kardashian of reality television wants everyone to attack him on his website if they blame him for breaking up the timeless friendship between his galpal, the recently remade Heidi Montag and fellow star of The Hills, Lauren Conrad.

Spence's controversial shocking invitation just happens to come a week before the third season of The Hills launches on MTV.

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July 6, 2007

LC & J-Wahl, together again. Together again??

llcjwahl.jpgFile this one under "gossip," but at least it's gossip that can have an effect on your favorite show later this summer:

Lauren Conrad of The Hills was reunited with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler on Sunset Boulevard last night.

The last time the couple was linked was in the tabloids-- and this page-- when he was allegedly peddling a sex tape they'd made together, trying to make some money before he headed off to jail after being busted in at least four alcohol-related incidents.

He went to rehab instead--and while he was there, LC visited him.

Lauren and the punk were seen outside the cutesy eatery Ketchup (comfort food, red décor) in West Hollywood, "deep in conversation," while she was taping Season 3 of the reality series.

Here's hoping she's only dragging him in for the ratings.

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February 5, 2008:Good Lord, Heidi, Really?
August 29, 2007:Jason Wahler: The Womanator
August 28, 2007:Interview: Audrina Speaks Out
August 6, 2007:Everybody hate Spencer!
July 6, 2007:LC & J-Wahl, together again. Together again??
June 22, 2007:J-Wahl says he's just like Lindsay Lohan
June 1, 2007:Heidi Montag's Million Dollar Boobies
May 11, 2007:Spencer Pratt takes the Paris fight to City Hall
May 10, 2007:Guess who's in rehab?
April 25, 2007:Heidi Montag's got a brand new bod
April 23, 2007:Shocking! Jason Wahler plays Russian Roulette
April 19, 2007:So is there a Lauren Conrad sex tape or not?
April 9, 2007:J-Wahl gets drunk and arrested again
April 5, 2007:A Lauren Conrad sex tape!!??
March 20, 2007:Live With Elodie From The Hills
March 7, 2007:Lauren Conrad goes into the shmatta biz
March 6, 2007:J-Wahl is sentenced to J-ail
February 6, 2007:Heidi from 'The Hills' shows her stuff
February 1, 2007:Somebody's Gonna Get Wasted Tonight...
January 30, 2007:Clipgasm: Gravity 1, Wh-wh-wh-Whitney 0 Edition