Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

We're always excited to celebrate a reality star's birthday, especially one who has provided us with so much entertainment over the past year or two. That's why we're raising our beer bottles to The Hills' Lauren Conrad, who's celebrating her twenty-first birthday tonight. I encourage LC's friends to buy her as many shots as possible -- mainly so her inebriation can be faithfully documented on MTV and later broadcast to us in maximum drunk-o-vision mode. And I'll just say this: if I don't see Brody Jenner doing body shots off of Lisa Love, heads will roll...