10. The camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk.

9. Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place.

8. It's very important to "Keep it real, dawg."

7. I should have gone for the immunity idol - oh wait, that's "Survivor."

6. On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he's a total jerk.

5. Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.

4. When you forget the words, just do this: (belts out a riff like "Ohhhhhhhh")

3. Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

2. Nothing.

...And the #1 thing Sanjaya Malakar Learned from American Idol:

America loves performers with bad hair-- right, Dave?

--Tabloid Baby

Posted in American Idol , The Late Show with David Letterman by Tabloid Baby at 9:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)
Last Comment: Eskimosik on Nov 20, 2007 02:02 PM.

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nerrawllehctim :

7. I should have gone for the immunity idol - oh wait, that's "Survivor."

That perfectly shows why he looks like Ozzy.

5. Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.

The word "wicked" makes it sound like something CT would say.

1 of 2 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on April 24, 2007 2:54 PM

Eskimosik:

Hi

What do you think about this? When it happens?

2 of 2 | Posted by Eskimosik | Posted on November 20, 2007 2:02 PM

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