And there's not a Mario Lopez among them.
VOTE for your choice... after the jump...
The finalists (performers whose options were picked up by the show's producers) are:
George Hamilton (born George Stevens Hamilton IV on August 12, 1939), smarmy tanned film and television actor and occasional film director who lives in Malibu, California.
Mark Steines (born June 7, 1964 in Dubuque, Iowa), the smarmy co-host of the syndicated gossip and entertainment round-up program Entertainment Tonight and exploiter of Anna Nicole Smith in her final weeks.
Todd Newton (born May 5, 1970 in Oakville, Missouri), smarmy former E! Entertasinment personality and host of several versions of a live-on-stage edition of The Price is Right in Las Vegas.
Who would you pick? We accept write-in candidates...