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August 8, 2007

Update: Kardashian & ass show a go!

kim.jpgThis just in from E! Entertainment Television on that Kim Kardashian reality series we told you about this morning:

E! ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION
AND RYAN SEACREST ANNOUNCE
NEW NON-SCRIPTED FAMILY SITCOM
WITH HOLLYWOOD SOCIALITE
KIM KARDASHIAN
AND HER OUTRAGEOUS FAMILY

August 8, 2007 - This fall E! is set to debut "The Untitled Kardashian Series," a non-scripted family sitcom produced by Ryan Seacrest Productions and Bunim-Murray Productions that follows the comedy and drama that ensues when the Kardashian/Jenner family, a modern-day Brady Bunch, works hard and plays even harder.

The series features pop-culture princess Kim Kardashian (26) and her two fiercely competitive (and hormonal) sisters Kourtney (28) and Khloe (23).

As the daughters of famed lawyer Robert Kardashian and step-daughters of Olympic gold-medalist Bruce Jenner, these sisters grew up in a world of immense privilege surrounded by celebrities from the moment they were born. Adding to this clan are their two highly impressionable coming-of-age half sisters Kendall (11) and Kylie (9), their firecracker mom Kris who doubles as Kim's stressed out manager-- and in the midst of all this hormonal chaos-- their quiet, conservative step-dad Bruce...

Find out how E! describes the celebutard porn star and why she of all people deserves to replace celebutard porn star Paris Hilton in a reality series... after the jump...

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Kim Kardashian and her ass to get reality show

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The other day, we referred to The Hills hanger-on Spencer Pratt as "the Kim Kardashian of reality television," since he's known for being the friend of celebutards like Brody Jenner and Heidi Montag, just as Kim gets publcity because she's the friend of Paris Hilton.

Now it seems that Kim Kardashian is about to become the Kim Kardashian of reality TV, with word that the E! Entertainment network is planning to make her the star of a reality show that would replace Paris & Nicole's The Simple Life. (Replace?!)

The show is said to be "family-based." Yeah, how about the Manson family?

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August 1, 2007

Nicole Richie's pregnancy is big news

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The next time you hear one of those pompous network news-types complain about tabloid journalism, remember that it's ABC News this morning that's rushed out word of Diana Sawyer's exclusive interview with Nicole Richie so they can beat the celebrity tabloid rag OK! magazine to the punch before they come out with the very same exclusive later this week.

And remember that just as OK! magazine paid Nicole and her live-in pop star lover Joel Madden for their time, so did ABC News find a way to slip money to the couple, despite all the bloviating about not paying for stories.

Anyway, now that we've got that out of the way, Nicole is making headlines around the world this morning by confirming to Diane that she's pregnant.

But we reported that four weeks ago.

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July 30, 2007

The Simple Life gets canceled

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They've been busted. They've been mugshot. They've been sentenced to jail. They've had sex tapes. They've gotten skinny.

Now Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have been... canceled.

E! has pulled the plug on The Simple Life.

How could they?

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July 27, 2007

Nicole gets jail, just like Paris, only less

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Nicole Richie once again played second fiddle to her The Simple Life costar and former BFF Paris Hilton, as she was sentenced today to serve 90 hours in jail for driving under the influence-- on the wrong side of the freeway-- in December.

The 25-year-old was sentenced to 96 hours, or four days in stir. But she got credit for the six hours she 's already served in jail. She'll also be on probation for three years, and was fined $2,048.

Nicole entered the courtroom in Glendale, California, on the arm of her boyfriend, Good Charlotte band member Joel Madden, with his baby allegedly inside her little belly.

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August 8, 2007:Update: Kardashian & ass show a go!
:Kim Kardashian and her ass to get reality show
August 1, 2007:Nicole Richie's pregnancy is big news
July 30, 2007:The Simple Life gets canceled
July 27, 2007:Nicole gets jail, just like Paris, only less
July 20, 2007:Sarah Silverman feels bad about Paris jokes
July 5, 2007:The Simple Life sings a charity tune
July 3, 2007:Nicole Richie is pregnant!
June 28, 2007:Paris does Larry: See the video
June 27, 2007:The Paris Hilton-Larry King talking points
June 26, 2007:"Hi!"
June 23, 2007:Paris says she'll give herself to Larry King
June 22, 2007:Update: Paris gets out on Tuesday
:Seacrest scoops Paris from network news liars
June 21, 2007:NBC to pay Paris a million dollars?
June 19, 2007:Now Nicole Richie has her court date
June 14, 2007:No way. Nicole?
:Paris Hilton is turning into a cartoon character
June 11, 2007:Extra! Paris no longer dumb, finds God
June 9, 2007:Paris drops appeal, reads Newsgasm
June 8, 2007:Paris update!
:Cruel & definitely unusual punishment
:Good Timing
June 7, 2007:Paris sprung!
June 4, 2007:...and 14 US soldiers were killed in Iraq
May 29, 2007:Pop Princesses racing to meet Diana?
May 21, 2007:Report: Paris Hilton to write jailhouse diary
May 11, 2007:Spencer Pratt takes the Paris fight to City Hall
May 4, 2007:Paris gets jail!
:Paris Hilton could be sentenced to jail today
April 23, 2007:Is she really going out with him?
April 4, 2007:What would Paris do? Sue!
January 24, 2007:Paris Exposed: Video of the naughty bits
:Paris is 'exposed'-- but who'd pay to see?
December 11, 2006:Did Nicole take lessons from Mel Gibson?
December 3, 2006:Billboard Awards too mean for Paris
October 26, 2006:Newsgasm: Nicole Richie seeks treatment