Just moments ago, LA Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer sentenced the heiress and reality TV princess to 45 days in jail for violating probation. She must go to jail on June 5th and will not be allowed to beat the sentence through work release (which could have made for been a good season of The Simple Life), furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring.

Paris said "I'm sorry" before the sentence was handed down after a two hour hearing in which publicity-happy city attorneys demanded she deserved jail time because she drove while her license was suspended. Paris and her attorneys argued that it was all a mistake and that her action did not warrant sending her nubile flesh to jail.

Paris was as stone-faced as Ivanka Trump as she showed up about twenty minutes late for the hearing in LA Superior Court. She was serious, indeed, and did not try to hide her wonky eye (above).