On this weeks season finale of THE SURREAL LIFE: FAME GAME, The Artist Formerly Known As Relevant, Rob Van Winkle, was sent back to reality when long time friend and giant penis owner Ron Jeremy supposedly betrayed him and their friendship by voting him off the show.

Vanilla was favored by many to win the season, but more shocking than his loss, was with what grace and dignity he left the show.

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Somebody find a reality TV series for Bobby Dall, the bass player for the aging hair metal rockers, Poison. Because soon, he'll be the only member of the band without one. With Bret Michaels playing the vanilla Flavor Flav in VH1's Rock of Love and C.C. DeVille in The Surreal Life: Fame Games, now flamboyant wildman vegan drummer Rikki Rockett is getting a step closer to a show of his own.

And drums are at the center of it-- namely his side business, the Chop Shop Drum Company, a shop that does to drums what Orange County Choppers does to motorcycles. The show would be like American Chopper.

Only with custom drum kits instead of custom bikes.

And Rikki is certainly a colorful character...

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