TV Patrol News

November 1, 2009

TV Patrol: DVR Burn-Out!

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Dexter finally finds a good "marriage counselor".

Showtime's Dexter, at 9pm, has our favorite serial killer finally finding someone "Just like me!" as he proclaimed at the end of last week's episode. When the friction between him & wife Rita comes to a head, Dexter seeks relationship advice from a most unlikely source. He's trying to stay one step ahead of the investigating team, searching for the "Trinity Killer", so he can have some alone time with him. Will he kill him? I can't wait to see John Lithgow get some real airtime. He's delicious!

Check out all the other choices for tonight.......

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Posted by Chooch at 9:27 AM | | Comments (0)

TV Patrol: Sex, Sex & More Sex!!!

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Dr. Drew & his new cast of sex addicted crazies.

Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew premieres tonight at 10pm on VH1. America's favorite addiction therapist, Dr. Drew Pinsky, is tackling the unexamined world of sex addiction. (Remember Sam Malone from "Cheers".) He has eight so-called celebrities who all are addicted to sex & there's not a Baldwin in the bunch! Living together for 21 days, they'll meet with Dr. Drew in daily one-on-one and group therapy sessions in order to get to the root of their compulsive behavior. ( I can't imagine being so stressed out that I needed to go fuck someone... I'd rather gorge on a cheese cake than a cheesedick!)

They are:
Penny Flame - porn star/director/business woman
James "Jamie" Lovett - surfer/wakeboarder
Nicole Narain - model/Playboy Playmate "Miss January 2002"
Kari Ann Peniche - Beauty Queen: Miss Oregon Teen USA '02 & Miss USA Teen '03
Kendra Jade Rossi - ex-porn star/music manager (best known for breaking up K-Fed & Britney Spears marriage)
Duncan Ray - producer/writer/director
Amber Smith - supermodel/reality TV star/actress (appeared on 2nd season of Celebrity Rehab w/Dr. Drew & Sober House)
Phil Varone - musician/drummer (played with Skid Row)

Leave it to VH1 to entertain us in new & sleazy ways.

Posted by Chooch at 7:47 AM | | Comments (3)

October 28, 2009

TV Patrol: What's On?

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Mario shows his true colors on Nip/Tuck.

Can there be anything better than watching Mario Lopez all strussed up in latex & leather! I don't think so. Tonight at 10pm on FX's Nip/Tuck, Mario learns just how to satisfy his woman Kimber. The last time I watched Mario on this show, he was butt-naked in the shower.....

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Posted by Chooch at 10:34 AM | | Comments (0)

TV Patrol: It's Ratings Day!

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"I DO think a "high-five" is called for here!"

Surprise Surprise!! CBS's NCIS is #1 for the 5th week in a row. Check things out......

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Posted by Chooch at 6:43 AM | | Comments (0)

October 22, 2009

TV Patrol: Dumb & Dummies

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Will they all talk over each other?

Comedy Central has decided to give ventriloquist Jeff Dunham his own show, aptly called The Jeff Dunham Show & it premieres tonight at 9pm. Wanna know more.....

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November 1, 2009:TV Patrol: DVR Burn-Out!
:TV Patrol: Sex, Sex & More Sex!!!
October 28, 2009:TV Patrol: What's On?
:TV Patrol: It's Ratings Day!
October 22, 2009:TV Patrol: Dumb & Dummies
October 21, 2009:Ratings for the Week of Oct. 12-18th.
October 18, 2009:TV Patrol: Hits & Misses?
October 7, 2009:TV Patrol: It's Ratings Day!
October 6, 2009:TV Patrol: Parking Wars Returns!
October 5, 2009:TV Patrol: Monday's Mayhem
September 30, 2009:TV Patrol: Premiere Week Ratings
September 28, 2009:TV Patrol: "Traumatized"
September 27, 2009:TV Patrol: "It's a Killer Sunday!"
September 26, 2009:TV Patrol: Let's See It Again!
September 25, 2009:TV Patrol: Dollhouse Returns!!
September 24, 2009:TV Patrol: "Flash Forward"
September 23, 2009:TV Patrol: Bring on the Laughs!
September 22, 2009:Ratings Day: How'd Leno Do?
:TV Patrol: NCIS Returns!
September 21, 2009:TV Patrol: DVR Explosion!
September 18, 2009:TV Patrol: My Emmy Picks!
:TV Patrol: Friday & Saturday Let-Down
September 17, 2009:TV Patrol: Big Premiere Night!
September 16, 2009:TV Patrol: Susan Boyle's U.S. Debut.
:It's Ratings Day!
September 15, 2009:TV Patrol: Biggest Loser v.s. Big Brother
September 14, 2009:TV Patrol: Leno has the Helm at NBC.
September 12, 2009:TV Patrol: Sunday's Slammin' VMA's!
September 11, 2009:Let the Weekend Begin!
September 10, 2009:The Vampires are Coming!!!
September 9, 2009:TV Patrol: Are You Ready.....
September 8, 2009:Are You Ready For the New Season?
August 15, 2009:Big Brother Blow-up!!
August 9, 2009:Millionaire is BACK!!!
July 28, 2009:Big Brother Live Feeds: Come Join Me!!
July 1, 2009:Death & Divorce Top the Ratings List!
June 28, 2009:Billy Mays Marathon
June 24, 2009:¡Las Calificaciones están en! (The Ratings are in!)
June 17, 2009:Sports Top the Ratings!
June 11, 2009:I've Got the Ratings!
June 3, 2009:Ratings Day. Who's #1?
May 27, 2009:The Ratings Are In!
May 21, 2009:It's Ratings Day!
:CBS Fall Schedule
May 20, 2009:NBC's Fall Schedule
:ABC's Fall Schedule
May 19, 2009:FOX's New Fall Schedule
May 17, 2009:TV Patrol: The Summer Schedule
:Sole Survivor Sunday!
May 13, 2009:Ratings & Finales!
May 7, 2009:They're Here! Ratings Are In
April 29, 2009:Ratings Day!
April 22, 2009:Ratings Are Here!
April 21, 2009:CBS Finale Dates
April 18, 2009:Something For Saturday.
April 15, 2009:TV Patrol: Wednesday Whammo!
:Wow! What Ratings!
April 12, 2009:TV Patrol: Special Sunday
April 9, 2009:Is it Possible?
:TV Patrol: Thursday at 10pm.....
April 8, 2009:TV Patrol: Wednesday's Rating Day!
April 5, 2009:TV Patrol: Sunday Sampler
April 1, 2009:The Ratings are Here!
March 31, 2009:TV Patrol: Tuesday Treasures
March 26, 2009:Thursday: Tell Us All About it Mom!
March 25, 2009:It's Ratings Day!
March 24, 2009:TV Patrol: Tuesday Toons!
March 22, 2009:TV Patrol: Supreme Sunday!
March 20, 2009:TV Patrol: Frakkin' Friday Finale!!!
March 18, 2009:The Numbers Are In!
March 12, 2009:TV Patrol: Thursday Thrills
March 11, 2009:Ratings Day
March 8, 2009:TV Patrol: Sunday Smorgasbord
March 6, 2009:TV Patrol Friday: It's Magic!
March 4, 2009:TV Patrol Wednesday: 'Gasm Glancing..........
:Ratings Day: No Surprises
March 2, 2009:Monday: Molly or Melissa?
March 1, 2009:TV Patrol: Some Kinda Sunday!
February 25, 2009:Ratings Day: "And the Winner is...."
February 23, 2009:TV Patrol: Monday Moments
February 21, 2009:TV Patrol: Saturday Still Sucks!
February 20, 2009:Mr. Nielson Loves "IDOL"
:Friday's Funk
February 18, 2009:TV Patrol: What's on Wednesday?
February 17, 2009:TV Patrol Tuesday: Out With the Old.........
February 16, 2009:TV Patrol: Monday's Here!
February 15, 2009:Supreme Sunday
February 13, 2009:TV Patrol: SCI-FI Friday
February 12, 2009:TV Patrol: Surviving Thursday
February 11, 2009:Wednesday's Rating Numbers Day
:TV Patrol: Wow! It's Wednesday!
February 10, 2009:TV Patrol: Tuesday's Terrific!
February 9, 2009:Presidential Monday
February 8, 2009:TV Patrol: Skatin' Thru Sunday
:51st Annual Grammy Awards Tonight
February 6, 2009:TV Patrol: Sex on Saturday
:TV Patrol: Friday's Fanfare
February 5, 2009:TV Patrol: Thursday's a Treasure
February 4, 2009:It's Ratings Day! 1/26-2/1
:Wow! What a Wednesday!
February 3, 2009:Tuesday: Double Shot at Love Finale.
February 2, 2009:TV Patrol: Monday Mayhem!
February 1, 2009:Super Bowl Sunday!
January 31, 2009:TV Patrol Saturday: Sorry!
January 30, 2009:TV Patrol: It's Friday Again
January 29, 2009:TV Patrol: @#$%&*! Thursday
January 28, 2009:WEDNESDAY: Ratings Day!
:Wednesday: Life on Mars!
January 27, 2009:TV Patrol: Tedious Tuesday
January 26, 2009:TV Patrol: Monday Mayhem
January 25, 2009:TV Patrol: SAG Sunday
January 24, 2009:Saturday's Are Special
January 23, 2009:TV Patrol: Frickin' Friday
January 22, 2009:TV Patrol Thursday: Focus!
:Mr. Nielson Loves Football
January 21, 2009:TV Patrol Wednesday: At Last! It's LOST!
January 20, 2009:TV Patrol Tuesday: Yes I Can......
January 19, 2009:TV Patrol: Monday: Momma's Finale.
January 16, 2009:Friday Night Lights on Friday!
January 15, 2009:TV Patrol Thursday: Night for Goodbyes
January 14, 2009:Wednesday: All is Not LOST......
:Wednesday is Ratings Day!
January 13, 2009:Tuesday: American Idol takes on CBS.
January 12, 2009:Monday: All is NEW Again!
January 11, 2009:Slutty Manwhore Sunday!
:Too Many "Golden Boys"! at the Golden Globes
January 10, 2009:Saturday's Snoozefest.
January 9, 2009:Friday: Howie Does It!
January 8, 2009:TV Patrol: Thursday's Ratings are in......
January 6, 2009:TV Patrol: Tuesday's Trek
January 5, 2009:TV Patrol Monday: "Am I Fat & Ugly on the Inside?"
January 4, 2009:Sunday: The Love Bus is Rollin'!
January 3, 2009:TV Patrol Saturday: "Watch Me Pull a Gameshow Outta My Ass".
January 2, 2009:Friday: "There she is....."
December 30, 2008:Wednesday: Battle of the New Year's Shows.
:TV Patrol: Tuesday's Tongue Day!
December 29, 2008:TV Patrol: Monday in "The City"
December 27, 2008:TV Patrol: Suffering Saturday & Sunday!
December 24, 2008:TV Patrol: Wednesday: Merry Christmas Marathons!
December 23, 2008:TV Patrol: 'Tis the Tuesday!
December 22, 2008:TV Patrol: Monday's Moments
December 21, 2008:TV Patrol: Sunday Santa's a Bitch
December 20, 2008:TV Patrol: Season's Greetings Saturday
December 19, 2008:TV Patrol: Finale Friday
December 18, 2008:Million Dollar Thursday
December 17, 2008:TV Patrol: Wednesday's Ratings Day
December 16, 2008:"Blush" Finalist Dies
:TV Patrol: Tuna Tuesday!
December 15, 2008:TV Patrol: It's a "Heroes" Monday!
December 10, 2008:TV Patrol: Wednesday: We have a NEW Winner!
December 8, 2008:TV Patrol: Good-Bye "Boston Legal" Monday.
December 7, 2008:TV Patrol: Sunday Surprises!
December 6, 2008:TV Patrol: Saturday's Suckathon!
:Chooch's "Guide to the New Season".
December 5, 2008:TV Patrol: Frickin' Friday.....
December 4, 2008:TV Patrol: Thursday's Aren't What They Used to Be.
December 3, 2008:TV Patrol: Wednesday's "Panty Party" Night
December 2, 2008:TV Patrol: Tuesday Nights 'According to Chooch".
December 1, 2008:OMG! Monday without "DWTS"!
November 29, 2008:TV Patrol: Saturday Quick Picks
November 27, 2008:TV Patrol: Kath and Kim: Thanksgiving Marathon
November 26, 2008:TV Patrol: Wednesday's Ratings Day
November 25, 2008:Tuesday: Throwdown in Atlanta
November 24, 2008:TV Patrom: Monday: "The Age of Confusion."
November 23, 2008:TV Patrol: Sunday Spectacular
November 22, 2008:TV Patrol: Saturday Smackdown
:ABC Axes "Eli"!
November 21, 2008: TV Patrol: Frostbite Friday!
November 20, 2008:TV Patrol: Thursday's Worth 50 Cent!
November 19, 2008:TV Patrol: Wednesday's "Guest Star" Night
November 18, 2008:TV Patrol: "Real Housewives of Atlanta" Finale.
November 17, 2008:TVgasm: "Merry Xmas" Monday!
November 15, 2008:Supreme Sunday
:TV Patrol: Saturday's Suck Again!
November 14, 2008:Friday: "Dave?" Dave's not here,man."
November 13, 2008:Not Suitable for ages 2-17!
:Thursday: "He's ALIVE!"
November 12, 2008:TV Patrol: Wednesday's "ANTM" & "CMA"
November 11, 2008:"We, The People"
:TV Patrol: 'Premiere' Tuesday
November 10, 2008:TV Patrol: Monday's Marvelous!
November 9, 2008:TV Patrol: FAT Sunday
November 8, 2008:Saturday Showcase
November 5, 2008:Wednesday's Wasteland.
November 1, 2008:Saturday Night at the Movies
October 31, 2008:"Freaky Friday" Happy Halloween!
October 30, 2008:Hey! It's Thursday. I've Got News.....
October 29, 2008:TV Patrol: Wednesday's Weird!
October 28, 2008:TV Tuesday
October 27, 2008:Monday Night with Cloris.
October 26, 2008:GHOUL GUIDE
:Will this be a Super Sunday? "Mad Men" Finale
October 25, 2008:TV Patrol: Sorry Ass Saturday
October 24, 2008:Friday: A Night for Vets
October 23, 2008:Thursday: New Ghoul Guide
October 22, 2008:Wil Wheaton Wednesday
October 21, 2008:Tuesday's Timeline
October 20, 2008:Man, Oh Man, It's Monday.
October 19, 2008:"Sunday Sunday Sunday"
October 18, 2008:"Saturday Night Sarah"
October 17, 2008:TV Patrol: The Friday Night "Crash"!
October 16, 2008:TV Patrol: This is Thursday!
October 15, 2008:TV Patrol: "Wave the Flag!" Wednesday
October 14, 2008:TV Patrol: Tuesday Night. "Do ya feel lucky?"
October 13, 2008:TV Patrol: It's Monday. Let's Dance!
October 12, 2008:TV Patrol: Psyched-up Sunday
October 11, 2008:TV Patrol: Saturday Date Night
October 10, 2008:TV Patrol: Friday Night SnoozeFest
October 9, 2008:TV Patrol: WOOHOO! TGIT!
October 8, 2008:TV Patrol: What's Up Wednesday
October 7, 2008:TV Patrol: Tedious Tuesday
October 6, 2008:TV Patrol: Manic Monday
October 5, 2008:TV Patrol: Sunday Night Trifecta!
:TV Patrol: Sunday Night Trifecta!
October 4, 2008:TV Patrol: Saturday Snoozer
October 3, 2008:TV Patrol: Friday Night Delights