Saturday is the "Recycle Bin" for TV. I've definitely got my night planned. I'm falling asleep on the couch. More after the jump.......
I listened to my sister and watched "Ghost Whisperer" last night. It's "Sixth Sense" meets "Cold Case". Last night's plot is what made me watch. The GW went on a cruise ship full of dead people. The DP's were all upset because the ship was going to be made into razor blades and they wouldn't have a home anymore. (watch out, your Schick could be possessed). This one girl ghost kept trying to make out with this guy in room M108. His wife was pissed that she wasn't getting laid and told anyone who would listen including GW. Ghost girl thought he was her man and she tried to kill him because she was dead. Got that? It all ended happily though. GW figured out who really was ghost girl's man & that she didn't need to kill him. It was her own fault she was dead. Dumb bitch slipped on her own sweat and fell. Everyone went into the light, all except one ghost, who liked being a ghost. She stayed when the ship was no longer going to be razor blades but a floating museum. I just have one question. Who was the dude in bed that GW called to talk to all the ghosts over the phone? A boy GW? There are more than her?
Enough ghost talk. Let's get on with our Saturday night viewing choices.......
CBS:
"NCIS" at 8pm. (repeat)
"Without a Trace" at 9pm. (repeat)
"48hrs Mystery" at 10pm. (new) A doctor kills a doctor.
NBC:
"America's Toughest Jobs" at 8pm. (new)
"The Office" at 9pm. (repeat)
"Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday" at 9pm, 9:30pm & 10pm. (repeats) Thursday shows of "Saturday Night Live Thursday" on Saturday night. Not to be confused with "Saturday Night Live" which airs tonight (Saturday night) at 11:30pm. Okay?
ABC has college football at 8pm. Penn State @ Ohio State.
FOX is airing Game #3 of The World Series. Tampa Bay @ Philadelphia at 8pm.
CW has a half hour preview of "Legend of the Seeker: The Making of a Legend" at 8pm. Xena (Lucy Lawless) narrates. Filmed in New Zealand.
Animal Planet:
"Dogs 101" at 8pm. (new) They tell us all about these 5 breeds & why or why not they make good pets for your family. If you love dogs, this is a great show. Tonight it's the Jack Russell, Golden Retriever, German Shepard, Pembroke Corgi (Queen Elizabeth's favorite) & the Vizsla (?).
"It's Me or the Dog" at 9pm. (Season Premiere) Victoria Stilwell (the judge from "Greatest American Dog") has brought her popular British show to the USA. She's the female Ceasar Milan.
"The World's Ugliest Dog Competition" at 10pm. (Special) These dogs are so ugly, they're cute.
CMT:
"Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling" at 8pm. (new) They learn how to talk trash to each other, which shouldn't be too hard for Skreech & Bonadouchebag.
"My Big Redneck Wedding" at 9pm. (new)
"Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders" at 9:30pm. (new)
SpikeTV:
""When Animals Attack" at 8pm.
"When Good Pets Go Bad" at 9 & 10pm.
BIO: (a Halloween themed night).
"Haunted History: Haunted Ships" at 8pm.
"Celebrity Ghost Stories" at 9pm. Stars talk about encounters with the undead.
"Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal" at 10pm.
Food Network has a new episode of "Paula's Party. Tonight she has a Halloween party and Richard Simmons is her guest along with Ana Gasteyer & Kyle Massey.
Two non-scary movies tonight are:
A&E has "My Cousin Vinny" at 8pm.
HBO has "Elizabeth: The Golden Years" at 8pm.
There is really alot of bullshit on tonight, but I tried to find some things that you might not normally watch. You decide. Maybe you should just go out and get drunk. If you do that, just make sure you have a designated driver & a condom.
"GHOUL GUIDE"!!!!
First the mild or comedic:
BRAVO: "Ghostbusters II" at 8pm.
Comedy Central:
"Shaun of the Dead" at 5pm.
"Scary Movie" at 7pm.
"Scary Movie 4" at 9pm.
Disney: "HalloweenTown" at 9pm. (1998)
OK, on to our ScreamFest:
FX: "Hellboy" at 9pm.
TCM:
8pm: "Psycho" (1960)
10pm: "Peeping Tom (1960)
TMC:
9pm: "Close Your Eyes" (2002)
10:50pm: "Head Trauma" (2006)
12:15am: "Master of Horror" (2006)
CHILL:
7pm: "The Hills Are Alive" (2008)
9pm: "Salem's Lot" (1979) Stephen King
Comments (1)
Oh man I forgot about Salem's Lot! That shit scared the bejesus out of me as a kid. I never knew there was so much on tv on Saturday's, thanks big booty.
1 of 1 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on October 25, 2008 2:54 PM