Those hags in Atlanta are on their last episode already. Their 'finale' is on BRAVO tonight at 10pm. I know you are all very sad. You seem to have gotten attached to these 'southern belles'. Well, you 'housewife lovers' will not have to dispare for long, "The Real Housewives of Orange County" premieres next week in their place. These wives will make you forget all about those southern imitations. Makes you want to jump, doesn't it............
I KNOW she didn't just call me an imitation!
Can you believe that Brooke Burke from "Dancing with the Stars" finally sucked ass last night. I love watching the great ones go down, don't you? Wait till tonight. Kristi Yamaguchi is dancing tonight and the girl is going to show her what real dancing is! I'm excited that Aretha Franklin's on the "DWTS:Results" tonight! She's just been named the "Greatest Rock Star EVER" by Rollingstone Magazine. She beat out everybody, even Elvis!
Before we get started with the schedule I just have this to say. What the f*uck is "Dexter" thinking? He's making me crazy. He needs to kill Jimmy Smit, not show him how to do it! I yelled at him, told him to stop, but did he listen to me? NO! He kept right at it, even going to the hardware store to shop for a 'starter kit'. I just don't know how much more I can take.
Okay, let's move on. Here's tonight's schedule:
ABC:
"Dancing with the Stars: Performance Recap Show" at 8pm. We get to see all the dances one more time. The Junior Ballroom Dance Finals are also presented in this hour.
"Dancing with the Stars: Results Show" at 9pm. Besides seeing Cody get the axe, we will be blessed with Aretha Franklin and her huge boobs! Kristi Yamaguchi returns to show this year's dancers just how lucky they are. They don't have to compete against her! Leona Lewis & John Legend are also on the show.
"Eli Stone" at 10pm. (new) A case about medical marijuana. Hmmm, is Eli gonna try it out?
CBS:
"NCIS" at 8pm. (new)
"The Mentalist" at 9pm. (new) It's time for a seance! Maybe they'll contact Houdine. He's waiting.
"Without a Trace" at 10pm. (new)
NBC:
"The Biggest Losers: Families" at 8pm. (new)
"Law & Order:SVU" at 10pm. (new)
FOX:
"House" at 8pm. (new) I hope this episode doesn't drag out the "Huddy" affair! (got that from Copyhacker)
"Fringe" at 9pm. (new)
CW:
"90210" at 8pm. (new)
"Privileged" at 9pm. (new)
FX:
"The Shield" at 10pm. (new)
IFC:
"IFC Media Project" at 8pm. (Documentary Series Premiere) The first episode looks at the off-limit topics in news reporting & trends in news obsessions, such as the fixation on covering missing white girls. Tucker Carlson (from DWTS) is interviewed.
APL:
"Weird, True & Freaky" at 8pm. Nasty army ants.
"Untamed & Uncut" at 9pm. Stupid killer bees. Why don't they kill the army ants?
"Living with the Wolfman" at 10pm. (new) Helen buys waterproof pants. I think they make her ass look big, but will the wolves?
BRAVO:
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" at 8 & 9pm. (repeats)
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" at 10pm. (new) This is the season finale. Mychael Knight from "Project Runway" comes to see Shree about her suck-ass fashion show. Too bad we don't get to see the bitch-fight between Kimmie & Lisa. We have to wait for the reunion for that!
truTV:
"Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel" at 9pm. (repeat of series premiere)
"Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel" at 10pm. (new)
DSC:
"Dirty Jobs" at 8pm. (repeat)
"Dirty Jobs" at 9pm. (new) Mike shows us how our eggs REALLY get to the store.
"Extreme Loggers" at 10pm. (new) Mules do all the work. They're real asses. (hehehe)
FOOD:
"Dear Food Network" at 9pm. Viewers ask Alton Brown all about their Thanksgiving turkey. I wrote Alton once. I have a stalking warrent against me now.
HISTORY:
"The Universe" at 9pm. (new) Parallel universes are explored. Hmmmm, maybe the writers of "Heroes" needs to watch this episode. I think they just need to watch "Back to the Future".
"Extreme Trains" at 10pm. (new) We take a ride on a freight train. Think we'll see some 'taggers'?
MTV:
"Paris Hilton's My New BFF" at 10pm. (new)
SciFi:
"Cha$e" at 10pm. (new) Hide & Seek in the Botanical Gardens.
OXYGEN:
"Coolio's Rules" at 8 & 9pm & a new episode at 10pm.
A&E:
"Rookies" at 10 & 10:30pm. (new) One of our newbies loses the patrol car and another is a wreckless driver.