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TV Patrol: Season's Greetings Saturday

Not in the Holiday spirit yet. Our television is trying very hard tonight to get you "in the mood".....Let's all JUMP for Joy!............

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Once again, I'm stepping away from my usual listings of programs for the weekend. Here are just some of the "stand out' shows on TV tonight. It's truly a "tis the season" evening. all the major networks are working us into that holiday spirit. (I will pretend to be full of joy for you all....fa-la-la-la-f*ckin'-la)

ABC has "I Want A Dog For Christmas, Charlie Brown" (check out the recaps in Auditiongasm of this one) at 8pm, followed by Mike Myer's "Dr. Suess' The Cat in the Hat" at 9pm.

CBS is airing Will Ferrell's "Elf" with Bob Newhart, at 8pm. A new episode of "48hrs Mystery" follows at 10pm.

I'm a HUGE wrestling fan so NBC's airing of the "WWE Tribute to the Troops" at 9pm is definitely on my list. Vince McMahon has always supported our armed forces & has put together shows for them, even during peaceful times. He, his wrestlers & Divas are in Iraq for Christmas.

HBO is showing "The Bucket List" tonight at 8pm. (2007) This is a great movie with Morgan Freeman & Jack Nicholson as two terminally-ill old guys who decide to live it up and do all the things they've always wanted to do. If you haven't seen it, now's the time.

TNT has a marathon of "The Wizard of Oz" (1939) with Judy Garland at 8pm & again at 10pm. You can't miss with the Classics.

Victoria Stillwell is on Animal Planet tonight with a new episode of "It's Me or the Dog" at 9pm.
There's also a new episode of the "Graham Norton Show" at 10pm on the BBCA.

"Gorgeous & Green: A Martha Stewart Wedding" is airing at 9pm on Style. Martha is planning a wedding for her assistant in Nashville. It will be totally "green".

Here are the Holiday movies for this evening:

ABCFamily:
"Christmas in Wonderland" at 8pm. (2007) PatrickSwayze
ION:
"Silent Night" at 7pm. (2002) Linda Hamilton
"A Grandpa for Christmas" at 9pm. (2007) Ernest Borgnine
FX:
"Home Alone" at 8pm. (1990) Macaulay Culkin
FMC:
"Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" at 8pm. (1992) Macaulay Culkin
HALLMARK:
"Silver Bells" at 7pm. (2005) Anne Heche
"Our First Christmas" at 9pm. (2008) John Ratzenberger
LIFETIME:
"A Christmas Wedding" at 7pm. (2006) Sarah Paulson & Eric Mabius
"A Very Merry Daughter of the Bride" at 9pm. (2008) Joanna Garcia & Luke Perry
STARZ:
"The Santa Claus 3: The Escape Clause" at 10:30pm. (2006) Tim Allen & Martin short
WGN:
"It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie" at 8pm. (2002) David Arquette & Joan Cusack

Other Movies of Interest:

TMC has a gory holiday slash-fest, "Black Christmas" at 9pm. (2006 remake of 1974 slasher film) Katie Cassidy.

AMC:
"Jeremiah Johnson" at 8pm. (1972) Robert Redford
BRAVO:
"Notting Hill" at 9pm. (1999) Julia Roberts
CINEMAX:
"Knocked Up" at 7:45pm. (2007) Seth Rogen & Katherine Heigl
COMEDY Central:
"Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again" at 7& 9:30pm. (2006)

That's all I have for you tonight kids. Hope you're all out Christmas shopping & stirring up the economy. Be safe everyone. See you tomorrow.

love
chooch

Comments (1)

Cherie:

Your Hubby's gonna be pissed that you used his picture. Haha!
Fa la la la la la fucking la! I will be singing that all week!

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