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TV Patrol: Sex on Saturday

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Here they are! The 16 super-model wannabes for the 2nd season premiere of Make Me a Super Model on BRAVO tonight at 10pm. This is a casting special with the host, Tyson Beckford, introducing us to this year's cast. Is there anything else on tonight? Of course there is. Check it out after the JUMP..........

All the major networks have decided to recycle repeats of shows from the past week. So there's nothing new going on at ABC, CBS, NBC, or FOX. Oh wait! I've made a mistake. There IS a new episode of 48Hrs. Mystery on CBS at 10pm. It's the investigation of a murdered 23 yr. old marine, Todd Summer, in San Diego back in 2003.

AKC Agility International 08/09 airs tonight on Animal Planet at 8pm. The tournament was held in Long Beach, CA. It pits all different sizes & breeds of dogs in an obstacle course, racing & jumping through hoops, tunnels, hurdles & weave poles.

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A new episode of It's Me or the Dog follows at 9pm. Victoria Stillwell must keep a pair of pit bulls from literally eating the house.

At the Food Network Channel it's all about chocolate tonight. They have three hours of FN Challenge starting at 8pm with "Chocolate Fantasy". Five pastry chefs must make a chocolate dish with a 'dream' theme.
At 9pm, it's the chocolate runway challenge. Five pastry chefs must create an evening gown made of chocolate, which will be worn by live models down a runway!
Then at 10pm, the five pastry chef's challenge is chocolate landmarks. All of these contests entries have to be completely made in chocolate & the winning chef will receive $10,000.

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Better hope these girls don't have their period.

TLC is all about buying that new house with three different shows telling you just how to do that. There's two new episodes of My First Home at 8 & 8:30pm. Next is Doug Wilson's Real Estate Road Trip at 9pm. Finally the evening ends with Deals on the Bus at 10pm. I sure love watching other people go into debt for the rest of their lives.

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My DREAM Home!!

If your looking for something a little naughty or a tad illegal, you can tune in to the HISTORY Channel. At 8pm, they have Hooked: Illegal Drugs & How They Got That Way at 8pm. They focus on pot (marijuana) & synthetic amphetamines, two of my favorites.

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Mike Phelps can endorse these dudes!

At 9 & 10pm, HISTORY airs History of Sex. They will teach us all about the romantic & sadistic side of S-E-X! They're going to tell us about the Puritans & how they did it too. The medivals would duel to the death for it. Two whole hours of other people doing it instead of you!

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It's time to list the movies for the evening.

TNT:
Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story at 8pm. (2009) Cuba Gooding Jr.
AMC:
Apollo 13 at 8pm. (1995) Tom Hanks
Cinemax:
Disturbia at 8pm. (2007) Shia LaBeouf
ENCORE:
Diamonds Are Forever at 8:15pm. (1971) Sean Connery
FLIX:
Taxi Driver at 8pm. (1976) Robert DeNiro & Jodie Foster
FX:
Superman Returns at 8pm. (2007) Brandon Routh
HALLMARK:
The Good Witch at 7pm. (2008) Catherine Bell
The Good Witch's Garden at 9pm. (2009) Catherine Bell
IFC:
Chicago at 8pm. (2002) Catherine Zeta-Jones
OXYGEN:
The Notebook at 8pm. (2004) Ryan Gosling & Rachal McAdams
SCIFI:
Journey to the Center of the Earth at 9pm. (2008) Greg Evigan
TBS:
Wedding Crashers at 9:15pm. (2005) Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson
TCM:
Cassablanca at 8pm. (1942-classic) Humphrey Bogart & Ingid Bergman

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The Notebook is my pick!

This is it for Saturday. I tried, I really did. You guys need to buy a Wii for Saturday nights.

love
chooch

Comments (1)

shantigal:

Thanks Chooch. No fault of yours for what's airing tonight. There's three hours of Chocolate shows on. I mean, isn't that a couch potato's dream? Pooh on the Wii, you have to use your arms and stuff.

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