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Mike Rowe has a NEW "Dirty Jobs" at 9pm on DSC. He's going to a bologna factory to make America's favorite lunch meat. He also heads to Alaska to fix a toilet.
"Wreckreation Nation" is a NEW show premiering at 10pm. It's a reality series that focuses on unusual pastimes. Tonight it's lawnmower racing & wrestling alligators.
HISTORY Channel is still trying to scare the shit outta me with another 'end of the world' show. In a NEW "The Universe" at 9pm titled "Stopping Armageddon", they examine the possibilities of an asteroid strking earth. I thought we solved that problem. We'll just send Bruce Willis up into space with a drilling crew, they land on the asteroid, load it with dynamite & blast it into a million pieces. Right?
There's a NEW "Double Shot at Love on MTV at 10pm. Something 'shocking' is going to happen tonight on the show which is titled: "The Truth Will Set You Free". Maybe someone finds out they're on a reality show.
All NEW "Bad Girl's Cub on OXYGEN at 10pm. This show is titled "The Naked Truth". I love how they give these slut-infested shows titles. Like that's going to give them more credibility. Tiffany & Kayla are fighting again & so are Amber M. and Ailea. But that's what they are suppose to do on this show. Fighting was on the application as a job description, that and showing no class at all. Another show packed with skanks. They are crawling out of the woodwork these days. I better tell Sarah to start sleazing around so she can get a good job on TV.
STYLE has a NEW, 2-part show, "Fat-Free Fiances" at 9pm. A couple of fatties are getting married and decide they need to lose some tonage before the big day. They make a pact to diet for the next 12 weeks to lose 30 lbs each so they look good in those wedding photos. After that, it's off to McDonald's for the reception.
Well, I'm really running late with this schedule & I do apologize. Hope I've helped you decide what to watch tonight. I know I'm watching "Star Trek". Yeh, I know, I'm a geek.
"LOST" Countdown......15 days!!!
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