If any of you are fans of "Criminal Minds" on CBS, tonight's the night to watch it. Wil Wheaton is guest starring and that's enough for me. There's a few other shows you could watch. More about them after the jump.......
Still not coming back? Who cares? Will's in da house!
Can ya believe it. Cloris stays another week on "Dancing with the Stars". They sent Toni Braxton off into the sunset instead of Susan Lucci. I thought for a moment that my prediction was going to come true and Lance & Lacey were goners. That would have caused an uproar! No such luck. Len won't be there next week. He's being replaced by the Rain-dance dude, but only for a week. Does he even speak english? I think he speaks Irish.
Katie Holmes made her 'back to work' debut on "Eli Stone" last night. She's a cutie, but her storyline was lame. Did Tom pay the producers to give her a job? This show is new to me. Am I right to assume that Eli's dad could predict the future. If that's the case, they desperately need him on "Heroes" cuz the writers on that show have it all screwed up.
The "2008 Scream Awards" were unique. The special effects were the best I've ever seen on an awards show. "The Dark Knight" won most of the awards including "Ultimate Scream Award" which is the equivalent to Best Picture. "Best Director" was Christopher Nolan. Heath Ledger won two: "Best Villian" & "Best Fanntasy Actor". Here's a few of the other winners:
Best Fantasy Movie: "Hellboy II: The Golden Army".
Best TV Show: "Dexter" beating out "Battlestar Galactica".
Best SciFi Movie: "IronMan"
......and my favorite category:
Most Memorable Mutilation Award: "TEETH", "penis bitten off by vagina with teeth". They showed the clip & the dog ate it when it dropped on the floor! Now I hafta see this movie!
ABC:
"Pushing Daisies" at 8pm. (new) David Arquette is guest starring on the show tonight as a possible suspect for the lasted murder. Olive has shed her habit & is back at the Pie Hole.
"Private Practice" at 9pm. (new) No one told me Judge Amy was on this show. Now I'm gonna have to watch this one too. Is Tyne Daly her mom again?
"Dirty Sexy Money" at 10pm. (new) Dan Rather is suppose to be on the show tonight. Hmmmm, he went from a CBS news anchor to a bit part on an ABC nighttime soap opera. I think he's moved up a notch.
CBS:
"Old Christine" at 8pm. (new)
"Gary Unmarried" at 8:30pm. (new)
"Criminal Minds" at 9pm. (new) I want EVERYONE to watch this episode. I have no idea what it's about, but Wil Wheaton guest stars, so it has to be totally awesome.
"CSI: NY" at 10pm. (new)
NBC:
"Knight Rider" at 8pm. (new)
"Deal or No Deal" at 9pm. (new)
"Lipstick Jungle" at 10pm. (new)
CW:
"America's Next Top Model" at 8pm. (new)
"Stylista" at 9pm. (new show & season premiere) It must be a reality show because the info says that the contestants make breakfast for Anne Slowey. (whoever the hell that is) This sounds really exciting!
FOX has game #1 of the World Series. It's Philadelphia at Tampa Bay starting at 8pm. I've got to get in the baseball pool tomorrow before it's too late.
BRAVO is showing two repeat episodes of "Top Design" at 8 & 9pm followed by a new episode at 10pm. They are back to those 3-sided cubicles of yore. This week they design a room around a huge chandelier so maybe they will go on location again.
MTV:
"Paris Hilton's My New BFF" at 8pm. (new)
"Real World/Road Rules" at 9 & 10pm.
SciFi has a new episode of "Ghost Hunters" at 9pm.
Don't forget, one of my favorite reality shows, "Parking Wars" has two new episodes at 10 & 10:30pm tonight on A&E. This is worth watching, so you know what to expect when you get towed away. You need lots of money, a cell phone and be able to spend at least 4 hrs to get all the red tape & bullshit out of the way. The clerks could give two shits if you get your car back, but they're prepared for your outbursts of profanity and pent up anger. They're behind a bullet-proof window!!! Gotta love it!
Disney is showing the original movie "High School Musical" at 8pm.
"MythBusters" examines "Alcohol Myths" at 9pm. (new)