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By the way, I totally kicked ass with the tennis.


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Bowling seemed like it might hold a world of non-sweaty possibilities.


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That's the look of defeat as I realize I'm just as terrible of a bowler on the Wii as I am in real life.


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Oh, that's supposed to be me. Or Mii, as it were.


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For the first time in possibly ten years, it looks like I might get a strike!


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A strike indeed! Success! Empty, sweaty success!!!


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I then attempt some golf...


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...But after three double bogeys in a row...


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...I realize I suck.


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Here's J-Unit laughing at me.


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But then the inevitable happens. The controller goes flying out of my hand...


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...and impales J-Unit.


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Miraculously, he recovers. What better time to build a card castle!


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Oops. There goes that controller again!


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J-Unit then decides to show us his favorite piece of junk mail.


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But wouldn't you know it? That damn controller takes out the lovely woman in the center! Just another casualty of the Wii.

So that's our evening with the Wii. In closing, this is what you all must remember: the Wii is great, DirecTV sucks at delivering their HD DVRs, and J-Unit loves card castles.

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Comments (19)

jampony Author Profile Page:

Great "recap", B-Side! But you might want to warn Basil... it looks like he's got carpel tunnel in his left hand.

PS: I love that the only consumable items in your apartment appear to be alcohol and cereal.

HAHA! amazing! be prepared to not get any work done...ever. Wii sports is amazing, you have to get more controllers and really go at it!

mountain_girl Author Profile Page:

You guys are hilarious! When do we get to see J-Unit take on some sports?

On the Fox Reality topic: Tell that producer that you need to be on again, Comcast finally added it to our line up. :)

Barfly Author Profile Page:

Poor J-Unit, he comes over to play with the new toy and gets stuck with a lousy deck of cards.

As an aside, would it kill you to paint or hang up some artwork or something? Might I suggest Monet's Waterlilies? Cutting edge.

zevonia Author Profile Page:

I do not want to get sweaty playing a video game!

Something tells me Cartman really won't like the Wii.

Side note: don't you have any female or gay friends to help you decorate? That apartment is pathetic, even for a bachelor!

tigereye Author Profile Page:

That was wonderful, brightened my day. Yeah I've heard the Wii is the way to get chubby little kids to actually move their bodies instead of couch potato onlys. I'm too am not sure I want to work up a sweat while playing a video game, though that might be the easiest workout ever! something to consider....
I agree w/ those above, your apt might need a little resucitation (sp?). But hell, I've seen a hellofa lot worse! Sooo... when I move out to LA area, is there any hope of my ever being able to score an apt like that one? or will I truly only have a closet w/ a toilet in it? = )

Ms. Tumnus Author Profile Page:

And with this "recap" my schoolgirl crush on B-Side and J-Unit is officially confirmed. Damn you boys are cute.

I haven't laughed that hard since you introduced Water Bottle and brought her to the Emmys (wasn't she invited last night?).

Now just think what Tabby could do with these pics and a bit of Photoshop.

marge Author Profile Page:

So the Survivor recap remains unposted due to the recent Wii acquisition...hope just breathed a sigh and flew out the window.

HoneyBunny Author Profile Page:

JoJo...you've been working out haven't you?! Looking good ~


oh - and you look nice too b-side.


hb

cannonball Author Profile Page:

B-Side, will you marry me? Or can we at least hop in the sack?

goodAg Author Profile Page:

I love J-Unit's personalized jacket. Sweet!

Deena Author Profile Page:

B-side, you are just too cute.

Jennifer30309 Author Profile Page:

Love it. Love it. Love it. This is what sets tvgasm apart.

J-Unit's hat is very cutting edge, much like something Vincent designed on Project Runway. Wait a minute. I've never seen J-Unit and Vincent in the same room. Lord, this is troubling...

txgurl Author Profile Page:

Have you taken the fitness test yet to see your MII age?

I was so bad at it, I was at age 67, then went to a 58 now I'm at 84!!!I totally suck at the baseball, but I can do the bowling. :o( I haven't done it in awhile it depressed me, so I'm playing Zelda.

P.S. B-side I'm sure you've heard this before but you totally remind me of Bruce Campbell. Ya'll (J-Unit and yourself) are both cuties.

B-Side Author Profile Page:

My Mii age is 78. Oddly enough, my Mii has osteoperosis too.

Victoria Author Profile Page:

I love how you guys have gone from pixellating your faces to J-unit wearing a jacket with his name on it.

meeshie Author Profile Page:

Basil!!! hahah that was the funniest EVER! i love hearing about personal stuff like this with you guys, like a glimpse into your personal lives - one of my fave parts of tvgasm ever!!!! It's always SO SO funny!!!!!!!!

sawgee Author Profile Page:

hey, my g4 peoples forwarded me this. funny stuff, guys. and i think you sold me on the wii. i was considering the 360, but the wii-induced ebullience is alluring. any plans to test the other next-gen consoles?

joeypotter Author Profile Page:

I think we need to take up a collection for some furniture for B-Side. I'm sorry, dude, but your apartment looks SAD. Hysterical post, though. Watching you box, B-Side, is the best.

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