The Situation has announced that he’s releasing a workout DVD for his fans! I’ve never bought a workout DVD in my life, but if there was ever a time to start, I think I’d buy The Situation’s. I’ve always wondered what his workouts consisted of, sans the juice. Those guys work at a T-shirt shop, dissappear all day in some sort of workout hole, and then magically appear in the bathroom doing their hair before they go out at night. I NEED to know what happens during those warp zone hours. It’s like the boys are from Super Mario Bros. They start off at level one (morning time), get to level 1-2 (when they’re at work), then go into a green tube that magically gets them to level 4, and then–it’s nighttime…they’re fit, and ready to go.

If you think about it, this DVD could revolutionize ab workouts…the dude drinks like a fish, doesn’t sleep, and wakes up with that washboard stomach. I know part of it is dehydration from all the booze, but if The Situation is selling his ab secrets, I’m buying them.