Last week, Kim was under attack on all fronts, with the most recent attacks coming from her father. The Italian [...]
“And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.” Eric and Baron Samedi are having dinner and the Baron says that [...]
Finally we come to the last part of War & No Damn Peace. Also known as Part 3 of the [...]
Can Mariah curry favor with a Bangladeshi meal?
This doesn’t look particularly consensual So…where were we. There was a drone attack, Charlie and Jason were playing tonsil hockey, Miles had [...]
Bait and Switch is a foreign concept
God give me the strength to select the best tampon to protect my bleeding uterus. Hello Gasmii, I have been [...]
Lights up on… Arya, who has recently escaped the clutches of a gangle of scraggly men only to fall into [...]
Greetings, Gasmii! It’s finally here! It’s the last week of “Dancing With the Stars!” Let’s get right to it and [...]
If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing! Next [...]
This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) talk about Heather DuBrow’s [...]
Heather finally made it to Hot.
Greetings, Gasmii! We’ve made it to the finale/reunion show unscathed (barely). The payoff has been worth the wait … please tell [...]
The episode opens with a knock at Abe and Rebecca’s door. Rebecca opens it only to cuss the person out [...]
This was an exciting enough episode, I mean, Tamra meets with Lauri (sp???), Heather does “Hot in Cleveland,” and Alexis [...]
This is it, Gasmii! We’re in the home stretch. This super predictable season of “Dancing With the Stars” is almost [...]
“Papa Ghede is a handsome fellow in his hat and coat of black. Papa Ghede is going to the palace! [...]
Last week, no one was eliminated. This week, SURPRISE, no one was eliminated. Now I might have just screwed [...]
Are you ready for the Scandal Season 2 Finally? This season has been a really fun ride, and I [...]
First of all, Nia is a trash bag full of crab-ridden cunts. She gets worse every episode. Jessica gets butt [...]
Hello Gasmii! This week Tabatha heads to Clarksville, TN to makeover Bombshells a new salon that is only ten months [...]
So, a lot happened this season. A tone-deaf Cuban kid with a sizable wang stuttered his way into the Top [...]
Hello alllll! We’re in Detroit, Motor City! Where I’ve never been but I’ve heard it’s impoverished and riddled with crime. But [...]
Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the penultimate episode of “Dancing With the Stars.” Last week, Sean was FINALLY kicked off my TV. [...]
This week, Amanda auditions for Hell’s Kitchen. Her dishes are amazing, she’s totally in control of her child, and she [...]
Sorry about it, Dec! The second hour of the season finale. Deep breath, we’ll get through this together. The bomb has [...]
Great news, everybody. This episode will only be an hour long, so we can all squeeze in some Hurricane Nia [...]
Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana. Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of [...]
As we all know we left off last week with Bluto finally tapping Chuck’s tater the way she should have [...]
Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us. Breaking Amish has returned for a second season. This also means that TLC doesn’t [...]
Welcome to SEASON 10 of this wonderful, wonderful way to spend 60 minutes or so! I’m standing in for PottyMouth, your [...]
Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself [...]
I could move faster if I could just find the trash. Have you seen it? Hello Gasmii. We [...]







