Last week, Kim was under attack on all fronts, with the most recent attacks coming from her father.  The Italian [...]

“And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.” Eric and Baron Samedi are having dinner and the Baron says that [...]

Finally we come to the last part of War & No Damn Peace. Also known as Part 3 of the [...]

Can Mariah curry favor with a Bangladeshi meal?

This doesn’t look particularly consensual  So…where were we. There was a drone attack, Charlie and Jason were playing tonsil hockey, Miles had [...]

Bait and Switch is a foreign concept

God give me the strength to select the best tampon to protect my bleeding uterus.   Hello Gasmii, I have been [...]

Lights up on… Arya, who has recently escaped the clutches of a gangle of scraggly men only to fall into [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s finally here! It’s the last week of “Dancing With the Stars!” Let’s get right to it and [...]

The couples ‘surprise’ each other for Valentine’s Day!

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next [...]

This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) talk about Heather DuBrow’s [...]

Heather finally made it to Hot.

Surely make you lose your mind.

Greetings, Gasmii!  We’ve made it to the finale/reunion show unscathed (barely).  The payoff has been worth the wait … please tell [...]

The episode opens with a knock at Abe and Rebecca’s door.  Rebecca opens it only to cuss the person out [...]

This was an exciting enough episode, I mean, Tamra meets with Lauri (sp???), Heather does “Hot in Cleveland,” and Alexis [...]

Not Valentine’s Day…Valinitine Day!!!

This is it, Gasmii! We’re in the home stretch. This super predictable season of “Dancing With the Stars” is almost [...]

“Papa Ghede is a handsome fellow in his hat and coat of black. Papa Ghede is going to the palace! [...]

Last week, no one was eliminated. This week, SURPRISE, no one was eliminated. Now I might have just screwed [...]

  Are you ready for the Scandal Season 2 Finally?  This season has been a really fun ride, and I [...]

First of all, Nia is a trash bag full of crab-ridden cunts.  She gets worse every episode.  Jessica gets butt [...]

Hello Gasmii!  This week Tabatha heads to Clarksville, TN to makeover Bombshells a new salon that is only ten months [...]

So, a lot happened this season. A tone-deaf Cuban kid with a sizable wang stuttered his way into the Top [...]

Really?????????????? That’s it?

The end, my friend!

Hello alllll! We’re in Detroit, Motor City! Where I’ve never been but I’ve heard it’s impoverished and riddled with crime. But [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the penultimate episode of “Dancing With the Stars.” Last week, Sean was FINALLY kicked off my TV. [...]

This week, Amanda auditions for Hell’s Kitchen. Her dishes are amazing, she’s totally in control of her child, and she [...]

It’s Puerto Rican, but it’s romantic, y’all!

Sorry about it, Dec! The second hour of the season finale.  Deep breath, we’ll get through this together.   The bomb has [...]

Great news, everybody. This episode will only be an hour long, so we can all squeeze in some Hurricane Nia [...]

Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of [...]

As we all know we left off last week with Bluto finally tapping Chuck’s tater the way she should have [...]

Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us.  Breaking Amish has returned for a second season.  This also means that TLC doesn’t [...]

Don waves his “Dick” around.

Welcome to SEASON 10 of this wonderful, wonderful way to spend 60 minutes or so!  I’m standing in for PottyMouth, your [...]

Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself [...]

I could move faster if I could just find the trash.  Have you seen it?     Hello Gasmii.  We [...]