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Score 1 for global warming!
The trio of ne’er-do-wells ends up docking on the Island of Misfit Toys, which is inhabited by… dancing monkeys? a tribe of zany natives? 16 strangers competing to win a million bucks? Nah, it’s a bunch of loser toys. It’s as if your high school drama club was put on its own island (finally) and they sat around and produced musicals. You’ve got all the basic drama nerds.
The flashily-dressed attention whore
The chubby shy kid (most likely a stagehand)
The crew wants to stay with their fellow misfits, but first they have to get the permission of King Moon Racer. Figures – even outcasts have cliques. They do get to stay the night, which gives them the perfect opportunity for that threesome they’ve been planning.
“Have you guys ever done this before? I’ve never done anything like this before.”
Someone must not have known the Safe word, because Rudolph runs away in the middle of the night and decides to brave the world on his own. This will surely end well. For the next 8 months, Rudie is a ramblin’ man of the North Pole. You’d think in that amount of time he’d find a nice doe to settle down with, or perhaps find a good plastic surgeon, or even just come to terms with who he is and start a punk band or something. But no. He just wanders around in the snow by himself. For eight months.
His money runs out so he decides to go home and live in his parents’ basement and returns to find that all of his friends are suddenly from Brooklyn. They’re all, “Hey, whaddaya know, it’s ol’ neon nose!” Rudie also makes the disheartening discovery that his ‘rents and his Juliet are gone, off looking for him, so he decides to stay right where he is until they come back, because it’s better to have at least one person stay still rather than have everyone roaming the earth looking for each other. Just kidding. He goes out looking for them too, right as a blizzard hits and tears an igloo away from a nice little Asian couple.
“Damn, it was just getting hot, too.”
Rudie finds everyone partying at the Abominapartment, right as Abomina is about to date-rape Clarice. He’s lauding the ease of use of GHB when Rudolph demands Clarice’s release, to which Abomina whips around and says, “Dude. There’s something weird going on with your nose.” They break into fisticuffs and naturally, the monster who’s 18 times the size of the vegetarian animal knocks him right on his ass.