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He introduces Abberwocky to the moms and dancers, and I’m sure some of them are ready to piss their pants.
It’s in her contract that when a kid gets voted off, Abbers gets to eat the dancer and the mother.
Whoa whoa whoa. No one told me the nightmare tranny look was in.
Shayna had the sense to edit herself and says “if she wins the $100,000” instead of the “I” she was thinking.
They will start will a group challenge where the kids have 45 minutes to learn a combination. Jabbers will then judge who was best, with the winner being able to choose their style for the main event. They can choose from jazz, hip hop, contemporary, or tap. Each week Gom Jabbar is going to assign them a different skill. This week it’s technique. Is that even a skill? Shouldn’t they all be doing that anyway? I would think a skill meant a particular movement they had to incorporate into a dance. Whatever, we have a long season ahead of us, and if I think too much about this shit, I’m going to have a stroke.
This old ho Renee says that her daughter started dancing basically because Renee loves clothing and Tessa looked so damn cute in a tutu. Sigh. I guess it could be worse. Wow, my moral standards for reality tv have really sunk.
Our first tears of the season come from poor Tua. Instead of being understanding and offering constructive criticism, Shayna tells Tua to turn on her brain.
Conversely, Shayna needs to turn on her heart.
Shayna goes to Hadley’s mom, Yvette, for advice, but wisely realizes that maybe she shouldn’t trust her since that vulture is in it to win it. At least her brain is turned on.
“The thing you have to understand about my mother is that she a horrible human being.”
Abberwocky and…I forgot his name already he’s so bland, walk in to put some fear into the children. Abber ADRs some bullshit about winning, and it done so poorly that on-screen Abby starts talking before the ADR is completely finished. She watches them do the combination, and I can’t really tell if anyone is standing out yet. I’m not even sure who’s technique is best on the slut spins and body rolls.
Abby the Hutt says she is really impressed by everyone, but mentions that Hadely’s headpiece and striped outfit is too much to follow the lines of her body when she dances. In other words, tone I down, bitch. Jabbs praises Elizabeth for her blnde hair, height, and turquoise outfit. Not a word on her dancing.