Crabby tells Zack to cover his legs up. I don’t understand what the problem is, I think she just gets bitter looking at skinny people all day long. Or she’s hungry, and it was too tempting. The talking corpse that used to be Robin Antin tells Madison that she is fierce and she’s going to be one of the best dancers. Richy tells Hadley to let out her inner firestorm.
Tua, Tessa, and Kyleigh Jai are up next with their tap routine. Since we know Tua’s least favorite ddance style is tap, we’re expecting her to have some trouble. Within the first 10 seconds, the girls are already out of synch.
Garter belts on 10-year-olds? Seems legit.
The number looks sloppy as hell, and the judges will surely rip it. Crabbcakes says Tessa was given a role that she did not act out. The Antin Zombie says she likes KJ, Tessa looks down a lot, and Tua needs to step it up. There’s a lot of talk about snatching the spotlight, and a fake cat fight between Jabbs and Zombieface.
Kevin tells us that the last trio is a contemporary number about “the lonliness of fame.” A problem he never need worry about, I’m sure. It’s Brianna, Elizabeth, and…oh Amanda is the basic bitch from earlier. Maybe it’s just me, but this routine seemed a lot shorter than the others. It was pretty enough but I think I caught some moments where Amanda the Basic fucks up. Abberwocky loves the costumes and the girls, but she slams Elizabeth for sickle feet. Tsk tsk. Richy tries to curry some favor and sucks up. He says all he can do is give them the finger wave, which is a good thing.
But in bed, the finger wave means NO.
The judges actually praise Amanda for standing out. Jabby tells Elizabeth that she chose the style, but her head is not in the game. E conjures up some tears and immediately goes for sympathy, saying that her parents are getting divorced and it’s been really hard on her. Shayna is no fool and knows that E brought it up to deflect criticism about her technique. E’s mom Erin interviews that you want to do what you need to do to win. Crafty little bitch.
The judges are fake deliberating, giving generic comments about the girls while looking at pictures. The undead Robin says if you’re a star, you’re a star, and it doesn’t matter if someone puts a bag over your head. Please, someone put a bag over head. Her face is scaring the children.
One of you will be baked into a pie for Miss Abby.
Elizabeth, Tessa, Brianna, Tua, and Madison are called forward. The rest are moving on! Uh oh. Abberwocky calls Brianna and Madison forward to tell them they were the top performers of the week. RobinZombie tells Elizabeth that the very thing she was chosen for, technique, she let slip tonight. Then Abby says she chose her for the winner of the technique challenge and then let it slide. Bitch, you already told us you didn’t choose her based on technique!!!