Anyway, Elizabeth is in. Now it’s between Tessa and Tua. Jabby is pissed that Tessa didn’t become a Carol Burnett or Debbie Reynolds. I think she needs to find some more recent icons to reference. She then tells Tua that she didn’t stand out as a bad tapper or anything, but she’s just not on the level of the rest of the dancers in the competition. Ouch, then why the fuck was she chosen for the show? Just to be cannon fodder?
Who will it be?? Tua is in! Tessa is out, and actually smiles and is gracious and gives me hope that not all children are awful, soul-sucking beasts from the pits of hell.
A rare moment of class.
Tessa interviews that she’s happy that Tua gets to stay, but she’s confused because the test was technique and she’s got more than Tua. Oh, honey, you have a lot to learn about reality television. Is Allison Grodner producing this?
“Did someone say my name?”
So that was Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition! That was pretty fun. I’m sure there are many meltdowns and screaming fights to come. Oh yeah, and some pretty dancing. What did you guys think? It’s weird not seeing Abby bully children and fight with grown ass women. Will the winner actually be chosen on merit? Is Abby going to unleash her temper? I think she needs to step up her hate game. Maybe get more involved with the children. It’s no fun when she doesn’t interact with (yell at) kids and parents. Will any of the children survive her ravenous appetite? Let’s dish in the comments below. See you gasmii next time!
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