About Last Night: Bethenny Getting Married?


By Honey Gangsta | | 11:00 am | 7 Comments

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Last night on Bethenny Getting Married? Bethenny launched full force into wedding planning – aided and abetted by Gay Buster Bluth. First she tried on wedding gowns with her very enthusiastic mother-in-law-to-be at several stores, some classy, some trashy. Then it was off to a JCC gathering where Assistant Max neglected his duties of hustling Bethenny the heck out of there in favor of networking and schmoozing with rich New Jersey housewives.

Later Bethenny and Jason took a day to register for a whole lot of expensive stuff from Bloomingdales – seriously, do you know how much a PLATE costs there? They wavered over whether or not they will be the type of people who offer coffee after dinner to their guests. Peeps, take my advice. Go to Target with your registry gun and get ‘er done! This hemming and hawing over hypothetical dinner parties would make me kill someone. Finally Gay Buster crossed Bethenny by daring to show her an “empty warehouse” sort of venue after she specifically referenced the Four Seasons restaurant. Did I mention her wedding is in four weeks? See you soon with deets!

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    skatt
    Posted June 18, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    What do you think the odds are Buster ends up with his own show??

  2. 2
    TamTam
    Posted June 18, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    she is… so… death warmed over looking *yeesh

  3. 3
    scottywrangler scottywrangler
    Posted June 19, 2010 at 6:36 am

    I have to tell y’all, I love this show! Her MIL is adorable and so normal, and so welcoming to her. I feel the same way about my son’s future wife (I hope they get married someday!) Anyway, the scene about serving guests coffee totally cracked me up. Jason is adorable, and I tell you, the wedding planner should never play poker. What a doof!

  4. 4
    sum20105
    Posted June 19, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Yeah I love this show too, its her honesty that is refreshing, no BS plus she is so funny, the registry, and dress shopping, this girl has had a wreck of a life and deserves all of this and more, and when Jason’s mom can to NYC for dress shopping it brought a tear to my eye. Hope the show gets renewed and we can watch her baby grow up.

  5. 5
    Yanksfan
    Posted June 21, 2010 at 7:27 am

    Bethenny seems totally Type A, her sense of humor can be abrasive and her wit is sometimes too biting for people’s tastes, but I love her and I LOL at this show. I have the same sense of humor and we could be best friends! Good luck to her and her family.

  6. 6
    sardini
    Posted June 21, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Eh. The part about the $5 napkin rings rubbed me the wrong way. It’s a gift. Don’t judge. Say thank you.

  7. 7
    Annoyed
    Posted June 21, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    She’s a total bitch who cares only about her own self and no one else. I never seen anyone so money hungry and spot light grabbing as her. She’ll do anything to get on tv. She’ll even sell her own soul as long as she gets money out of it. Blah!

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