About Last Night: Biggest Loser

Homeward bound! Last night, our remaining players all got to go home for 2 weeks to deal with the “real” world. If the “real” world involves cameras following you all the time, that is. Most of the players took it in stride and did well at home. Poor Austin not only had to celebrate his 21st birthday at a bowling alley, but his asshole friends were trying to get him to eat a bunch of fried food and eat cake. Luckily, Austin did not partake. And I don’t think he even got laid. Worst. 21st. Birthday. Ever. Moses had some sad health news, but he seems very positive and Hannah absolutely sucks at volleyball. Ken apparently hides his wife in the attic since she got about 1/2 second of air time. Olivia is kind of a bitch to her hottie husband, Ben. Oh and Arthur can now fit in his car. That about sums it up.

Back at the ranch, the challenge is to complete a 5k on these treadmilly type things (I am SUCH a fitness expert). The first 13 players get to choose which set of trainers to work with, apparently for the duration of the game. Normally, you would think these teams of people, with such strong alliances would stay right where they are. But not Jennifer. She’s still pissed she got shuffled off to Brett and Cara and she is looking for revenge. Arthur promises us he will NOT be the last one to finish. The last one to finish does not get to make a choice at all. Despite some silly drama from Sarah about not wanting to make a choice, guess who is last? Yep—Arthur. Jen goes back with Bob and Jillian and the Red Team and poor Arthur, whose gameplay was so BRILLIANT (not) from a few weeks ago, blows up in his face. Despite a personal weight loss of 16lbs (over the two weeks at home), he does not lose enough to keep the Black team or himself, for that matter, safe from elimination. Although Bob and Jillian plead with the Black team to let him stay because he is so unhealthy and needs to be there the most, Arthur is sent packing, presumably to a pissed off Jesse. Oh well, at least he can drive himself home now. More details to come!