About Last Night: Friday

Mini caps of RHODC and The Apprentice

Real Housewives of DC: Flipit

Last night on the RHODC season finale, the bony pasty shit hit the fan. Or, the fan hit it. Multiple times.

The fan

The bony pasty shit.

The Salamis crashed that infamous White House dinner and the other housewives talked about it for a freaking hour. It was HILARIOUS. Cat got another chance to lose her cool with someone, although she does it in that snooty British way. You would think that’d make it less ghetto, but it doesn’t. Just as ghetto, but with better English.

Watching the Salamis testify to Congress was f ing brilliant. I honestly forgot that Crashergate was such a big deal. They plead the fifth on every single answer, which was shady and weak but it worked! Charges were never brought. They looked like lying scumbags though, and having them raked over the coals over and over again was just amazing.

I had never seen Watch What Happens Live, so I recorded that for the first time last night and it was hard to watch it because my face was in my palms for most of it. Bobblehead Cohen gets wasted and then embarrasses his reality stars even more. I can’t stand that dude. If you’re gonna have NeNe on, have her TALK. I don’t wanna sit here and watch her sitting there watching you sitting there while you get wasted and make Bobblehead face at me for forty five minutes.

And the delusional ass Salamis were there, of course, lying their asses off about Crashergate and claiming the season finale footage proved their innocence. Really? Cuz Mich was looking in a car for an invitation that you claim you never got because “it wasn’t necessary”. When asked if she had changed over the years, Mich said that she has learned to ask people to pronounce her name properly. Wow. Quite a road you’ve travelled. And don’t worry, I don’t think anyone will forget it again. At least not until Spring and you’re forgotten. Or you sneak your bony ass into Obama’s bday party. Bbitz will have the recap up in the next couple of days! Come back!

The Apprentice: Swellmel

In last night’s episode, The Donald tells his candidates that their client this week is Popcorn, Indiana.

Teams Octane and Fortitude need to make a video about Popcorn, Indiana using popcorn and the help of Charlie Todd.

Clint is the project manager for Octane and Mahsa is the project manager for Fortitude.

Mahsa – “I have the power!!! It’s about to get Jesus Christ Superstar up in here with a dash of Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.”

Check back Saturday for last week’s recap and Sunday for this recap.