Grey’s Anatomy: DearCrabby
Grey’s Anatomy was somewhat odd last night, although we do sort of kind of get the return of Christina from Zombieland. The residents become attendings which is a promotion to navy scrubs and the ability to make decisions almost. Meredith and Jackson vie for a spot at McDreamy’s table and despite the spousal connection, Jackson gets it. Sadly, he’s sloppy and McDreamy has to take over, but that just opens the door for Mere to do neurosurgery on her own. This hospital must have a crackerjack team of attorneys.
Chipmunk and Christina work with Teddy to determine if a guy who needs a lung transplant should actually get one despite the fact he’s 75 and almost in renal failure because of some sort of fungal thing. I know, gross, right? Also, NO, you don’t get the lungs. Except Christina uses the time in front of the organ transplant board to find her balls and yes, he’s now on the list. Maybe they’re just trying to support her comeback?
In a weird story line, the Chief pits the heads of the families/departments against one another for some $1mil surplus he seems to have, probably from not employing any security personnel. Seriously, one million at a hospital won’t go far and although everyone wants to be on the “forefront of medicine” with their departmental ideas (reconstructive surgery clinic, neurosurgery clinic, sports med clinic, baby clinic, disaster recovery clinic), Bailey is the only one who is like, jackass, fix 3 pieces of broken equipment and hire another night nurse. So of course Dr. Ginger gets his disaster training clinic for you know, when shootings happen at the hospital again. Even Vegas is like, dumbass, what are the chances of that?
At the end of the day, everyone tosses their navy scrubs into the hamper so some low-life resident like Lexie can wash them. She’s exhausted from doing their work all day, but that’s what happens when you’re a year behind. Now finish those charts and clean the bedpans, beyotch!
Oh, also there are manboobs, which completely confuses Karev in ways he’d prefer not to discuss.
Real Housewives: Flipit
I am out of town so I didn’t see the DC reunion or the Beverly Hills Tupperware Face show either! DAMMIT! So for once, how bout you faithful gasmii give ME a mini cap? Look forward to it. LOVE