About Last Night: Gossip Girl

By SlifeGoesOn | Tuesday, November 9, 2010 | 10:14 am | 2 Comments

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About Last Night: Gossip Girl

Gossip Slife here. Your one and only source for hilarious recaps of The CW’s trashy teen soap, Gossip Girl. Last week’s episode was such an epic fail that it hardly set the “barre” high for this week’s expectations. So, maybe that’s why I was pleasantly surprised by last night’s silly romp at the ballet.

What started off as a comical pas de deux between Upchuck and Blair as they tried to keep their love-hate sex affair under wraps quickly gave way to a full-scale orchestration of masterful wits. Dan caught Slutina with her professor, who in turn caught Blair getting “Chucked.” Nate learned the awful truth about Juliet, while Manessa learned the naked truth about Slutina. Nate’s alliances shifted from Juliet to Manessa and then to Slutina, while Juliet’s loyalty shifted from Ben to Colin and then to a mysterious new benefactor.

There were twists and turns around every corner, the least of which was black sheep Manessa releasing her inner black swan and risking everything to destroy Slutina. Colin risked everything to publicly date Slutina, who STILL can’t make up her mind when it comes to Nate and Dan. Zzz. The storylines stayed on pointe and eventually found their footing, just as Juliet lost her balance and fell from grace. But it was the surprise ending that really had me shouting, “Bravo!”

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SlifeGoesOn may be one of the newer recappers at TVgasm.com, but his love for television is older than he is! He was exposed to endless hours of Charlie's Angels, Dallas, Hart to Hart, and Remington Steele while still in his mother's womb, and it is no wonder that one of his earliest memories in life is of watching the epic fire that consumed La Mirage in Dynasty's sixth season finale. He went through a troubled, awkward sci-fi phase in junior high, becoming obsessed with shows like Star Trek and The X-Files. This paved the way to his love for Buffy The Vampire Slayer, perhaps one of the best written shows of all time.

Now a recovering ex-Trekkie, SlifeGoesOn opts for a wide array of programming, from highbrow, high concept fare, to trashy reality TV, where he makes his living as a senior story producer. He was nominated for a Daytime Emmy in 2010 for his work on the second season of the Style network's number one-rated hit, Ruby.

His TVgasm recaps include the finely tawt thriller Damages, the campy, gothic True Blood, as well as the guilty pleasures that are Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, and The Real Housewives of New York City. He has also done a number of interviews, with celebrities such as Carolyn Hennesy from Cougar Town. When not gabbing about television at the watercooler with co-workers, you can usually find SlifeGoesOn parked on the couch watching reruns of Sex & The City and reciting along with the dialogue.

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lbonnerz

Posted November 12, 2010 at 2:53 pm

lol, i didnt think it was quite as bad either, although, I was a little surprised you didn’t mention the montage of blair stuffing her face the entire time!
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SlifeGoesOn

Posted November 12, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Ha! Wait ’til you read the full recap! I posted SO many pics of Blair stuffing her face like a total pig!