About Last Night: Grey’s Anatomy


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Grey’s Anatomy: NinjaStarr

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After weeks of watching Christina Yang running around wide-eyed and giddy like an Asian version of Elmyra in a Warner Brothers cartoon, it’s obvious that the writers of Grey’s Anatomy were going through something. Well, last night I celebrated the fact they’ve stopped sipping meth-spiked eggnog long enough to restore our faith in them.
The episode starts with Meredith wearing a lovely shade of envy green. She’s pissed that Derek has been helping Christina. Meredith can’t bear to look at him, but she’s ovulating. Luckily, Derek’s a brain surgeon and knows another way in.
Not only can Derek get a woman to change positions; he McDreamies them into changing their disposition too because Yang is back on the road to being the fearless, cynical bitch she’s been since day one. She follows several ambulances to the scene of a school shooting, hitches a ride to Seattle Grace and cracks open a chest within five minutes of the show’s open. Uh-oh Owen, better start watching the mail for divorce papers.
Basically the episode was all about reunions, regrets and rage. Teddy snags a hubby. Mark and Lexi do the horizontal mambo–hopefully with two condoms because McSteamy is McNasty. Arizona camps out at Callie’s front door. Avery has a temper tantrum. Yes, again. Dr. Bailey calls God a bastard. And at the end Christina offers Meredith a little crack. Check the recap tomorrow for all the details.

A sharp-witted writer by day and belly dancer by night, NinjaStarr is still trying to create a life in the drab political city she grew up in and returned to after living in New York for 10 years. Although she desperately misses the mariachi bands, homeless masturbators  and pregnant women slugging it out on the two train from Brooklyn to Manhattan, she’s thrilled to be close to her family again. Her parents' home is the only place she can shamelessly borrow ramen noodles and watch the pink-haired lady on the Trinity Broadcast Network (TBN) without being judged--especially since she's only looking for laughs, not spiritual guidance. She's pretty sure that blunt force trauma to the forehead from a TBN star is more likely to cause a concussion than a healing.

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