About Last Night (Kinda)

True Beauty and a DVR catch up from Sunday’s Breaking Bad.

True Beauty: Medusa

In episode two of True Beauty, our truly beastly contestants are challenged by Vegas legends Penn and Teller to perform magic. And if they remember how to perform the trick, they then must keep the secret when interviewed by a reporter for People magazine. But like true whores, some of beauties lay it all out there to impress anyone with a shiny press pass.

Just like last week, the two contestants who fail to charm the judges are sent to the final face-off where they are judged by their poise and promise to keep the magicians’ secret. Will they tell? Will they panic and flash the camera? Will one contestant make their competition disappear behind a veil of their hair extensions? All was revealed last night in episode two, The Secret.

(Exit to Final Countdown… dadadadum… )

Breaking Bad: Chooch

Who’s tripping down the streets of the city

Smilin’ at everybody she sees

Who’s reachin’ out to capture a moment

Everyone knows it’s Windy

Oh god you guys… what an episode!! The opening had me totally transfixed on the daily routine of the Hooker. Poor girl works hard for her money! I totally LOL’d when she washed the jizz out of her mouth with root beer!

My poor Jesse & his warped sense of right & wrong gets him in sooo much trouble. Walt, on the other hand, was getting so comfortable & quite detached from it all, wasn’t he? Go to work, do his job, go home to his so-called family life & get paid lots of money…. ignoring all the bad. Well Jesse’s not all fogged up on meth anymore & he’s starting to see things a little clearer now. His newly rehabbed brain is all about “selfless acts” of humanity & what better way than to avenge Combo’s death. He went so far as to ask Walt to make him that death drug they tried to slip into Tuco’s food. (only to get busted by the “ding ding ding” man) Walt reminded him, “Murder is not part of your 12-step program.” I can’t believe Walt tried to get Jesse thrown in jail to keep him from doing anything. The fact that Sal got Gus involved just goes to show how tight these people are. OMG… I thought for sure the fix-it man was taking Jesse to be killed. When he stood up to Gus, I thought for sure he was a dead dude. Yes… my stomach was in knots thru the whole show AGAIN!!

As for Skylar & her continued reasoning for being into the business is getting a bit suspicious. She has to have another reason besides the money, although she looks like a greedy bitch. And I didn’t care for the hand job Hank got either. You are so right Shanti…..He’s just not sexy… AT ALL, so the whole thing was just creepy. Well, at least Marie got him to leave the hospital.

Thank god Walt finally woke the fuck up!!! The news of Tomas being killed right on the same damn corner he killed Combo was a full circle moment. The agreement never said they couldn’t kill the kid dealers, now did it. Wasn’t that ending awesome! I feel ashamed that I cheered …but I did… even as I cringed at the same time, when Walt put a bullet in that dude’s head. Run Jesse Run! Too bad he snorted up though. Fell off the wagon…damn!

Next week… is the season finale… and you know & I know… it will be “edge of the seat” “OMG” “WTF” unforgettable!!!