Mad Men: Loula
Don wins a Clio! Yay! Then he has an honest-to-goodness lost-weekend type blackout. Boo. He also makes a total ass of himself at a meeting with the Life Cereal people, ultimately accidentally stealing a (crappy) tagline from a job applicant (DANNY STRONG!) who Don had previously ridiculed but was forced to hire in order to cover his drunk ass. Meanwhile, Peggy is forced to work with the douchiest douche who ever douched, who came out of nowhere, but she just throws so much awesome at him he barely knows what to do with himself. (Note: It involves smug nudity.) We also get the flashback so many of us wanted for so long: A young, hungry fur salesman/aspiring copy writer who pesters a well-known silver-haired drunk annoyed advertising executive for a chance in the business. (Related: Jon Hamm was thoroughly, gloriously, aggressively awesome at the Emmys.)
True Blood: SlifeGoesOn
Ok, my Gasmii. I have to confess: I had the distinct pleasure of attending the 62nd Annual Emmy Awards tonight! Moreover, I got to see all of our True Blood cast favorites up close and personal! I saw Anna Paquin (gorgeous!) and Stephen Moyer (hello, highlights!) as they arrived just minutes after me! Ryan Kwanten walked past me on the red carpet (OMG! yum! tan! gorgeous!) and once inside, I passed Lafayette wearing a pork pie hat as he made his way to the bathroom. I also LOVED getting to see Anna, Stephen, and Alexander Sarsgaard come out and present an award together! There will most definitely be pics posted in the full recap, so stay tuned for that!
Anyways, on with the recap!
Everybody seems to be turning to the dark side all of a sudden!
Lafayette caught a glimpse of something evil lurking inside of Jesus. Jason caught on to Kitch’s enhanced performance on the field. Hoyt gave in to his dark lust for Jessica and let her feed of of him, while his ex Summer turned to Hoyt’s devious mother for support.
Sam let his alcoholic tendencies get the best of him, and raged against Tommy and everyone at Merlotte’s. Tara confronted Andy about Eggs’ murder / cover-up, and then turned to Sam for an aggressive little romp in the hay.
Arlene turned to Wiccan Holly for a remedy to help her get rid of her unborn child. The dark spell had dire consequences for Arlene, but not exactly what she had in mind. Meanwhile, Eric aligned himself with Closet King by offering him up Sookeh and the promise of walking in the sun.
Beel got his ass kicked by Pam, but he still managed to save Sookeh from Eric’s evil clutches – temporarily. Before long, Eric and Closet King were making a snack of her neck and taking a little field trip out in the sunlight together. But it turned out to be a delicious trap, with Eric willing to sacrifice himself in order to get rid of Closet King for good!
Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Swellmel
In last night’s episode, Goth Ronald (Kris) was on a mission to set-up Krimace (Kim) on a blind date.
Krimace naturally was horrified and rightfully so. Who would trust the taste of a woman who wears massive shoulder pads, stripes and buys the chimney soot from Mary Poppin’s Bert to line her eyes?
So, how do you feel about dating Stephen Hawking? I heard he’s awesome at phone sex.
Meanwhile the family is stalking Khlo-ho for Lakers tickets.
Check back Tuesday to find out how Krimace’s date went and if Khlo-ho gives anyone the tickets or if Mason steals them and scalps them so he and Scott have money for booze, broads and Clinique.
Spin Crowd: PottyMouth
On last night’s The Spin Crowd we discover that Jonathan and Simon have recently moved in together. Jonathan proves to be as wonderful and thoughtful roommate as he is a boss. Poor Simon.
This week’s event is a party thrown by Kelly Osborne to raise money for a charity that supports homeless teens. Oh, and it’s pro bono so Jonathan is uber cranky about the whole thing. No giving back to the community for him!
Come back in a few days for the full recap and we’ll talk about bathroom privacy, why inhalers and coffee taste great together, and how Kim K manages to make a guest appearance THIS week. Is it going to be a weekly thing? **sigh**. See you there!