About Last Night: Monday

Recaps

By Flipit | Monday, January 3, 2011 | 11:00 am | 8 Comments
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Desperate Housewives Hypnotoad

The ladies from Wisteria Lane are back! And they are mediocre-er than ever! In last night’s what-should-and-could-have-been-great-but-ended-up-lackluster episode, everyone feels the ramifications of the riot. Mostly Susan, though, who was trampled upon by the entire population of Fairview and now has only one kidney because the other was . . . well, trampled on. Or something. Which would be okay, except that her other kidney, much like Sarah Palin’s brain, only functions at 5%. So, Susan needs dialysis and a transplant.

Renee finally breaks the news of her affair with Tom from 20 years ago to Lynette, and Lynette’s reaction? Suffice to say that if you were starting to love Lynette again, be prepared to bring your hate hat and your bitch bonnet, because it’s over, people. Game over.

Gabby and Carlos put Juanita in therapy because she’s having a hard time dealing with the fact that Mommy loved the real and skinny daughter better than the fake and chubby one. The therapist tells them to get rid of everything that reminds them of Grace, and Gabby’s reaction? At first it’s just annoying. But then? Things get weird and eepy-cray.

Bree has a mysterious visitor from the past — okay, fine, it’s Orson — who threatens her relationship with Keith, causing him to want to break up with Bree for the fifteenth time in eleven episodes.

Which brings us to Paul Young. Who shot Paul Young? Was it Betty Applewhite? Was it Penny? Was it Maggie Simpson? Read the recap to find out! Except they totally haven’t revealed who it was yet, so that’s not actually in my recap. Sorry. But read it anyway, because ANOTHER mystery person returns this week! And this one’s sexy! I promise.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted January 3, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Wow, was this the only new/returning show that was on last night?

  2. 2
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted January 4, 2011 at 8:59 am

    Brothers & Sisters also returned Sunday, but I think I’m the only human who watches that show……

  3. 3
    2muchbravo
    Posted January 4, 2011 at 9:48 am

    @Nikki I used to watch B&S but Bravo put RHOA up against them. Are they still pulling new siblings out of the woodwork? I know Rob Lowe died and Ally McBeal has a black baby.

  4. 4
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted January 4, 2011 at 11:27 am

    LOL. No new siblings, but Ally is on her 2nd boyfriend and her mom just broke up with her 2nd or third, hehehe

  5. 5
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted January 4, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Oh, and Justin’s new girlfriend is played by his real life new wife….

  6. 6
    Jess Chapman
    Posted January 4, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    “But read it anyway, because ANOTHER mystery person returns this week! And this one’s sexy! I promise.”

    Betty Applewhite?!

  7. 7
    Clair Clair
    Posted January 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Poor Susan. Everyone looks fabulous in that photo except her. Sad face.

  8. 8
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted January 6, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    Ha ha ha, Jess! I wish. I really, really wish.

    Clair – Susan does look bad in that photo. Maybe she’s jaundiced. You know, because her kidneys suck.

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