About Last Night: Thursday

Mini Caps of Top Chef and Real World

Top Chef: PottyMouth

Last night Top Chef was out of this world! Well, not really, but the challenge was space related, so I thought I’d try to play along.

But before the cheftestants boldly go where no cheftestant has gone before, they must navigate the recycled wine pairing quickfire. It’s the last high stakes quickfire challenge, with the winner getting to travel to London. ChesTiffany is hoping to add another European city to her already won Parisian honeymoon.

Then the cheftestants head over to NASA for a challenge that’s all about freeze dried astronaut food. Or it WOULD be if they actually had the food freeze dried and rehydrated before serving.

Come back for the full recap, and we can discuss Moobsie’s continued bitchassery, OranJello’s love for his food, and the awesomeness of a Bourdain/Le Ripert duo at the judges’ table. See you there!

Real World: Virginia Apple

So, it turns out the roomies hate Hair as much as the viewers do! Thank God, I was starting to worry some of them actually liked this jackoff. Anyway, we got lots of his rudeness and shenanigans this week, as the roomies became increasingly frustrated. Hair’s brother and cousin came to visit, and thankfully they don’t have names. Well, presumably they do, but MTV doesn’t seem to want us to know what they are… unless their names actually are Brother and Cousin, because that is how Hair addressed them throughout the entirety of their visit.

Anyway, Hair did things like ditch his plans with Eyes to go out to eat while the roomies were cleaning, park the car somewhere downtown and leave it there (causing Preston and Eyes to wander around for two hours before discovering that Hair is NOT smarter than a fifth grader), cockblock poor Eyes, refuse to attend house meetings because he knew they were about him, and just generally act like an inconsiderate, uncooperative ass. The roomies apparently wanted to vote him out of the house solely for being annoying, which I did not know they could do, but that’s kind of awesome.

Oh, and other stuff happens too. Preston meets a guy he actually likes for once, and has a friend from home visit, and… ummmm… well, it will just have to wait for the full recap because honestly it was all insignificant compared to the Hairnanigans.