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By Staff | Thursday, December 30, 2010 | 11:00 am | 8 Comments
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Mini caps of Toddlers and Tiaras and Celebrity Rehab

Toddlers And Tiaras


Toddlers and Tiaras: DearCrabby

Hello Gasmii, Santa was good to us by bringing us the season premier of Toddlers & Tiaras and it does not disappoint.  Is it me, or are kids these days in dire need of an ass-whipping?

This episode gives us a perfectionist who I can assure you will one day be a cutter, new-money trailer trash with twins (alliteration!), and a double-dipper in the T&T world, that little snot Mackenzie!  Don’t remember?  Let me help you…NI-NI!  NI-NI!  NI-NI!  Yeah, I’ve got your ni-ni right here, you little monster.

At yet another Gold Coast pageant, these four kids compete for a grand prize of $1,000 and the chance to brag to all the friends they don’t have.  Mackenzie’s mother looks defeated as her child continues to channel Satan (and once again, dad is nowhere to be found…probably because he has a second NORMAL family he likes to spend time with).  Eight year old Danielle constantly calls herself beautiful and I can assure you she’ll be on that new show about strange addictions for eating cat litter or balloons.  She’s a brat who has no sense of good sportsmanship – spoiler alert – just wait until you see her reaction when one of the twins kicks her ass in the supreme pan pizza division.  Even after she won tons of trophies and crowns for other categories, she crashes and burns like a model airplane.

What also continues to baffle is the absolute denial these parents are in – about their kids’ “diva” behavior (it’s called bad manners and no discipline), about their kids’ abilities to become “celebrities” (not attached to any career or accomplishment a la Paris Hilton), and how much money is too much (new money trailer trash estimates she spent $250,000 on her one year old twins in pageants – thank God for those extended tax cuts!).  I’d like to see a new show, Toddlers & Tiaras:  The Reality Comes Crashing Down Years.  Can you imagine the washed-up ni-ni?   Now that would be entertainment!

Celebrity Rehab 4: Swellmel

In last night’s episode, Dr. Drew invites our addicts and their families to a lake house retreat.

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“Dear Alex, re-enforce those sconces. Two years from now Leif Garrett will do rhythmic gymnastics during a Celebrity Rehab retreat and knock them off the wall.”

 

Then on a Hollywood outing rebel Leif Garrett makes a beer run for our rehabbers.

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Leif – “No TV and no beer makes Homer go crazy.”

 

Check back tomorrow for the complete recap.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    ScammedByKelli
    Posted December 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Kelli Tammarro the mom with the twins tried to rip me off on a pageant outfit one time.. I sold a orange and pink pants suit to her and sent it overnight (return reciept thank God) the next day she sent me a msg on Facebook thanking me for the fast shipping and that she loved the outfit.. and then a month later filed a… dispute on me on Paypal saying SHE NEVER RECIEVED IT!!!! In the comments of the dispute she typed “paid for outfit and never recieved it”!!!!! Thank God I sent it return reciept so I had proof but that woman tried to scam me on ALOT of money!!! Makes me sick watching her!!! I posted her name and the story on TONS of Consignment pageants and started getting TONS of msgs from other moms she had done the same thing to!!! Here’s a link where other moms tell their stories about being RIPPED OFF by Kelli Tammarro… http://www.facebook.com/#!/topic.php?uid=342608206367&topic=14599

  2. 2
    Clair Clair
    Posted December 30, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    @ScammedByKelli – you’re just jealous of her private plane. :)

  3. 3
    whoochile
    Posted December 30, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    dearcrabby, please dump a bag of food in the dogs’ bowl and start writing! I can’t wait to start reading your recaps. I actually watched the marathon and re-read your recaps the yesterday, I know, total loser (L on forehead)

  4. 4
    whoochile
    Posted December 30, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    well dingdang, scammedbykelli your link doesn’t work, try again.

  5. 5
    shantigal
    Posted December 30, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    Sa-weet! A disgruntled mom on the mini-cap already. Can’t wait for the real deal Crabby. Hurry up.

  6. 6
    MtnMama
    Posted December 31, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Link is working fine – try copy/paste on the whole thing.

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 31, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    I resolve to get in on the T&T drama right from the jump. I won’t miss out on the fun like I did in 2010!

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    thiajok
    Posted January 2, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    I’m so glad I only have a dog and cat. No pressure to put them in pageants from anyone. I can cuss and drink all I want in front of them. My bad behavior doesn’t reflect on them at all.

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