About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini caps of Bachelor Pad, Drag U, and Money Hungry

Bachelor Pad: Swellmel

In last night’s episode, there is tension in the air after the ousting of Craig M. and Jessie S. The Outsiders are pissed at Nikki for being the swing vote.

Our remaining bachelors and bachelorettes participate in a kissing competition that David and Peyton end up winning. David picks Natalie, Nikki and Krisily for his dates. Peyton selects Jessie B., Kiptyn and Kovacs for her group date.

Looks like Gia is on the outs with everyone and elimination is imminent.

Evil Wes devises a plan to break-up couples and save Gia. Check back Thu. to find out if Evil Wes succeeds and saves Gia.

Drag U: Bluzgirl

This week’s Drag U, titled “Pump and Circumstance”, featured 3 new students of the extra large variety, who either by circumstance (athletic injury) or simply by letting themselves go, no longer feel attractive because of their weight. The professors this week were Pandora Boxx, Shannel and Jujubee and the guest judge was Jackee Harry, of “227″ and “Sister, Sister” fame. Is it still considered fame if it was a million years ago?

This week was full of more than just drag personas for our students–it was full of other surpises as we find out Shannel used to be a size eighteen and what all the professors look like sans drag. I know I’m a newbie in this world, but I was shocked at what our professors looked like as boy-ladyboys. The amount of work they put in to look the way they do makes me feel even lazier. If that’s even possible. I refuse to even put the apostrophe in Jackee. Moving on.

The transformation created by the dragulator produced some horrifying images, specifically in the case of student Christine. I had to pop 2 pills to sleep after seeing that image as I am deathly afraid of clowns. Luckily, her mentor Shannel changed it up a bit so she wouldn’t scare the audience and Christine became Christina Rena. Antoinette became Terri Snatcher (LOL) and Minlee became Coco Versace. Their performance piece was “To Be Real” by Cheryl Lynn which is just perfect when you’re dressed like a wasted mime with a forty pound wig on and not recognizable to people who have given birth to you or the person you’ve had sex with for years. There was an accidental mooning on the runway and almost a roller derby smackdown. But in the end, it was opera diva Minlee (Coco Versace) who took home the prize.

Money Hungry: SexyPanda

It was another week of house vote drama. This time, instead of having to follow the thought-processes of 20 very hungry and very tired people, we just watched the two Pesci pipsqueaks buzz buzz buzz like flies around the giants, the Bouncers. A bunch of fuckin’ drama queens, all of them.

Anyway, it was a swim challenge this week–some race to eliminate teams by snapping team-colored balls onto a rope grid under water. Part of Team Deep Dratch freaked out a bit about swimming, and everything else was gravy. Weigh-in wasn’t great for most of the teams, except for the two teams that mattered: the ones on the chopping block. Then someone went home. Come back later this week and hear me bitch ALLLLL about it!