Mini caps of Rock of Love Girls, Thintervention, and The Event
Rock Of Love Girls – Where Are They Now?: Chickbomb
Well, it’s about time! Tonight we caught up with: Gets It Tamara (Season 1), Germy Jo (Season 2), Herpes Rocker Psycho Lacey (Season 1), Gopher Mindy (Bus), Granny Rodeo (Season 1), Marcia Brazil (Bus), Annoying Brandi C (Season 1), Muppet Daisy (Season 2), Bisexual Destiney (Season 2), THE BLONDTOURAGE – Farrah and Juliette Lewis (Bus), Butterface Megan (Season 2), Scary Frenchy Angelique (Season 2) and Penthouse Taya (Bus). Suffice to say, no one’s cured cancer. But it doesn’t look like anyone’s died of a STD either, so win-win. Also, in the course of watching, I had a moment…in which I realized that one of my hos lives in my building! As soon I will recover from the awe/delight/fear of this revelation, I’ll be back with the recap.
I confess: after a long, relaxing day and a fatty dinner of wings and a heavily ranch-ed salad, I napped my way through this episode. Like, could NOT keep my eyes open. I saw bits and pieces in my wakeful states, though, in which the following happened: The group worked out. Joe was an asshole. Nikki complained about something. They got into bathing suits and did a pool workout. Then they ate things. Bryan said something funny. Then they did some other challenge, where one team won and another team lost. Then they talked about their feelings and weighed in. Joe may or may not have had a personality transplant.
I promise that next time you see “Thintervention” around these parts, I’ve actually watched the dang thing and will have a little more to say. Or my name ain’t SexyPanda!
The Event: Dangerously
Last night on the Event…Mr P grew some balls, but otherwise not much happened…
No, seriously…basically 20 of the 42 or so minutes of the show last night was a dick-measuring contest between poor man’s Steve Buscemi and Mr P. Stevie B promises to kill all of the passengers from the flight if Mr P doesn’t release the prisoners. Mr P counters by telling him that if even one prisoner dies, he’ll execute every single detainee. Guess Mr P finally found some balls. In the end, the antidote is sent, in exchange for Sophia. She’s dropped on the metro and that’s where we leave her.
Sean finally stops at a gas station and buys a cell phone charger so he can retrieve Leila’s voicemail. Lucky for him, he hears it before he and chick agent event get out of the state, and so they turn around and head back to Snyder to where Leila is at the police station. Sean realizes that Vicky is at the station, and remember what I said about that photo coming in handy? Yeah? Well, I was right on there…I’m sure the rest of the world was too…
Sean manages to get Vicky to help him crash the cop party, and she shoots everyone while Sean runs to the back, finds Leila, and gtfo’s. Chick cop somehow manages to outsnipe the sniper with a handgun, but even though he gets shot and falls off a building, he’s alive and now in FBI custody.