About Last Night: Tuesday

The Event: Dangerously

Last night on the Ev3nt, we learned that there are a lot more “sleepers” out there than we thought. Also, Stevie B sucks at everything he tries to do, and Darth Flowers is out for blood.

So, chick agent pops back in out of nowhere to tell Sean and Leila that one of the little kidnapped girls managed to escape, and passes her family’s address on to them because the police report is sealed off. From the FBI. Riiiiight. Sean and Leila head out there, but her mom has her daughter shut off in her bedroom and won’t let Sean or Leila talk to her. Then dad comes home and threatens to call the cops if Shleila don’t GTFO.

In a very brief scene, Darth Flowers tells a hired hand that a girl needs to be recaptured.

Shleiala leaves the girl’s house, and wait in the car for the family to leave, and follow them to a gas station. However, someone else was following THEM! And he gets out of his car and shoots the girl’s dad and then chases Shleila and the kid and mom through a cornfield!! But Sean gets a flying tackle in and saves the day in the end…The kid and mom run off and Sean finds a folded up piece of paper on the guy he tackled, with Leila’s picture! ZOMG I guess Darth Flowers is out for Leila!!!!

On the other side of things, Sophia addresses all of her sleepers in what appears to be a convention center, which is a really odd place to choose to have a super secret meeting, right? Anyways, after the meeting we learn that Stevie B has been having a little tryst with one of the representatives for all the sleepers, and she’s wooed him into believing that he is the right one to be leading The Others, not his mom. They conspire, and Stevie plans to kill his mom after she gets the Key…whatever that is. So Stevie and Sophia go to some super secret basement somewhere and recover the key, and Stevie pulls a gun! But then he starts crying and can’t kill his own mom!!! Even with all his mommy issues!!! Sophia realizes that Isabella, the representative with whom Stevie was making sweet, sweet love, is behind all of this, and shows up at the rendezvous instead of Stevie. She then makes Isabella shoot herself in the knee to prove her loyalty!!

Lastly, Darth Hatter is still alive, but his wife is in the room when he wakes up and tells him that some bad people threatened her and his kids, so it’s still up in the air as to whether or not he comes fully clean to Mr P!

My Big Friggin Wedding: LadyStardust

Megin and Johnny are still looking for a wedding venue. Johnny, like most men, is annoyed with the whole process – and this is the poor guy’s second wedding. If I were Megin, I’d just leave him at home. He’s kind of an idiot. She let him pick the wedding colors and he picked black and gold because they were the color of Rocky Balboa’s shorts. He also wants an ice sculpture of a meatball. Why would you let this guy anywhere near your wedding?

Tammie still thinks she’s pregnant. Danny doesn’t really give a shit because apparently she has a history of telling him she’s pregnant when she’s not just to get attention. Also tune in to get a riveting visual of Tammie pissing on a stick in front of her boss.

Matt and Amanda are still freaking boring. They are so boring that we actually follow Matt around his job as a contractor. What this has to do with his big friggin’ wedding, I do not know. Oh, and they fight over linens. It’s as exciting as it sounds.

We finally get to see a close-up of Alyssa’s drunk ass mom’s puke in her car. We also get to meet Grandma. Apparently, Grandma actually drove Momma Marilyn home. So thankfully, she was not driving and puking at the same time. Not gonna lie – I’ve actually done that before. Uh…yeah… not my proudest moment, but at least I was just in college, not a 40-year-old mother.

The first full recap of My Big Friggin’ Wedding will be coming up this week!