About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini caps of The Event and Beverly Hills Fabulous

The Ev3nt: Dangerously
Last night on The Ev3nt, shit…got…real. I mean, I guess that’s happened a couple times already, but shit…got…real…er! Granted, this all could’ve been avoided if Sophia had just taken a few minutes out of her busy schedule to actually talk to Mr P. Oh well.

Sophia called Mr P to ask him to back down…and he tells her no effing way. She then calls Stevie’s portal guy, who tells her he doesn’t have enough fuel loaded to even portal one person out…so she asks what he CAN do. Turns out he’s able to bring down the Washington Monument. This freaks out Mr P and he backs the hell off.

Darth Flowers shows up in France and meets some archaeologist at a dig site. He looks over some vessels that are apparently similar to those thought to house the dead sea scrolls. The archaeologist then reveals that he entered some chamber, so Flowers shoots him. Then he goes into a cave with some dude holding a flashlight and sees some really bad elementary school level art on the rock wall…which he proclaims are guardian angels. Wha…? And then it looks like he’s one of them!!

And then, of course, there’s Sean and Vicky. They get away from the guys who are chasing them for threatening the VP. Sean and Vicky then head out to France, and hole up in a safe house with an old partner of Vicky’s. The guy reveals (though we kind of already knew this) that Vicky was working for the CIA, but isn’t any longer…the guy tells Sean she got burned by her boss…and that’s all we get. Oh, and also he tells Sean that Vicky doesn’t do anything Vicky doesn’t want to do…even the whole blackmail thing isn’t enough. Interesting. I’m kinda hoping Leila goes to the dark side and we get some Shvicky. Just sayin’…

Oh, right, and then we go back back to the Others, who are makin’ their getaway in 3 busses when Mr P gets word that they burned all their fuel on the Washington Monument. Mr P orders a strike, and takes out the first bus! Stevie freaks and calls his portal guy, who tells him he’s loaded enough fuel to transport one bus. Stevie tells him to portal Sophia’s bus! And then tells the driver of his bus to floor it ahead of her bus to take a missile!

To say “the shit has hit the fan” is a mega understatement…more like a firehose of shit is being sprayed at a jet engine.

Beverly Hills Fabulous: NinjaStarr

More surprises, shady looks and questionable hair tips plague the fans of Beverly Hills Fabulous this week. The episode starts with Elgin “Elginizing” young girls at a community center in South Central, Los Angeles. His shiny, spinning ring doesn’t move the crowd, but the mini salon he had constructed–complete with a stage, booths and chairs–wins Elgin much love.

Lolita throws her Diva weight around (better duck!) when her client, a bride accompanied by her know-it-all bridesmaids, challenge her skills.

Sean works the hell out of another piece of bubble gum, cleans up the salon for an unexpected visit from the inspector, and then has a hissy fit because Elgin pops up at the salon to meet the inspector. Elgin explains to Sean that his arrival had more to do with protecting his investment and less to do with his lack of faith in him. Sean most likely spends his paycheck on blond hair dye, bubble gum and gold chains. He probably doesn’t own so much as a bicycle so Elgin was just wasting his breath.

Check back in a few days for the full recap.