About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini Caps of The Bachelorette, Persons Unknown, and True Beauty

The Bachelorette: Bbitz

Last night on The Bachelorette, the reality of the reality show that Ali is on comes crashing down around her as she realizes that (GASP!) she needs to choose the love of her life before the finale! Otherwise, they’re all put to death. I’m kidding! They just fail to fulfill their contracts and are stripped of any monetary compensation. Which, to them, is pretty much worse than death.

Anyways, Ali goes on dates with everyone because only 5 remain and the dramatics are at heights never seen. Best part? Frank finally tells her he lives at home! Oh how I’ve waited for this moment! Check back later for my full recap and Ali’s reaction to the big “I live at home – how do you feel about having a curfew?” reveal!

True Beauty: Medusa

Last night on True Beauty: in test of “likability” the contestants are shuttled to the Little White Wedding Chapel where they will act as a stand-in wedding party for that day’s bookings. In a TRUE challenge they witness a momzilla tell her daughter that she should have lost weight for the wedding. Will any of the contestants intercede in the debate or offer kind words to the wounded bride? As a wedding-party survivor, I don’t know if I would jump into a fight between a mother and daughter. Best to keep your head down and not make eye contact with a wedding party member on the edge of insanity. Wedding planning is the number two cause of missing women in America and the number one cause of stress induced trichitillimania… little known made-up fact.

Two of the contestants do offer the bride kind words, two contestants that place high in the challenge and are not up for elimination. So once again the judges are left with a tough decision between two jerks — check back later in the week to see who has been ousted.

Persons Unknown: Copyhacker

Last night on Persons Unknown, Joe went meddling behind Crazy Town’s curtain and almost got a red card for it. Yes, really. Looks like someone planned their World Cup cross-promo pretty well. Meanwhile, Janet came this close to getting cornrows and a prison tat. McNair and Moira exchanged promise rings, and it wouldn’t be a complete episode without Bill getting his ass kicked.

Out in the real world, Tori swam with the fishes, Renbe got dumped and fired at the same time, and more people got phone calls from the Mysterious Irishman. Things are starting to get interesting as more dots are connected. Will it be enough to get picked up for the spring season?