About Last Night: Tuesday

The Bachelorette: Bbitz

Last night on “The Bachelorette”, Ali goes on a Hollywood-style date with Frank (that SOB is actually growing on me) but most importantly, Ali and the producers figure out a way for her to check out everyone’s package – photo shoot in Speedos! But Weatherman is NOT happy – it’s cloudy with a chance of small penis for him! The episode caps off with a throw down with douchey Craig – can his hair manage to stay in place after 16 guys beats his brains in?! Stay tuned for my full recap!

True Beauty: Medusa

ABC is high enough on the buzz from their upfronts to offer us “True Beauty” for another summer season. Ten model-testants are shipped to Vegas in their modesty-tight packing to become the face of Las Vegas by competing in a series of challenges to prove that they are as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside. Judges Carson Kressley and Beth Stern are assisting Vanessa Minnillo in selecting the big-hearted, angel-faced “True Beauty” who will be rewarded, for being the lesser of 10 evils, with a spread in People magazine and a contract as the actual Face of Vegas.

In the first challenge, the 10 beauties are asked to create a Vegas alter-ego. They’re given $200 cash and the opportunity to get the five-finger discount at a Vegas boutique. Who will take the discount? Who will wow the Vegas crowds? Who will be shamed into the sewers of Vegas? Probably none of them, but some one’s going home.